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"The Devil's Bitch" is a musical pilot about a handicapped girl who signs her soul over to the Devil for fame, beauty and bigger boobs.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 

"The Devil's Bitch" is a musical TV pilot about a shy, homely, handicapped girl who trades in her wheelchair and soul - to the Devil. Her wildest dreams come true, but in exchange for sexiness and stardom she is forced to commit Satanic deeds - musically. 

There's singing. There's murder. Oh. And the Devil… is gay. (You know, to spice things up).

WHO THE HELL AM I? 

Hi, I'm Marla. By day you can see me as Sister Mary Robert in the Broadway musical, "Sister Act." By night, my writing partner, Jonathan Parks-Ramage, and I decided to pen a singing pilot for the New York Television Festival competition. 

But don't worry. This isn't Glee. This isn't Smash. This is just the opposite. 

In fact, watch the first number in our pilot! Click here! 

YOU'VE REACHED YOUR GOAL... WHY THE HELL SHOULD I DONATE? 

Woo! Ha! As we have been meticulously going through our budget, calculating locations, crew, equipment we've totaled at the VERY LEAST we have to raise $5,500. Ideally raising $7,000 would let us conquer the world!!! 

With that in mind, you could donate to be a walk on in our pilot, OR get a backstage tour of Sister Act! Or you could do neither, but just...give me a cool million and a wink!

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU COLLABORATING WITH?

Director, Jake Honig, and producer, Andrew Flynn Soltys, are the next Spielberg and Bruckheimer. Will Van Dyke and New York band, Astoria Boulevard, are writing and arranging the beautiful music. Finally, Jonathan Parks-Ramage and his twisted mind co-wrote the pilot.

GO TO HELL!

No problem. Just give me $5 first?

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    Special thanks in the credits! Your name will be in a beautiful font, don't worry.

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    Special thanks PLUS free downloads of our original songs! Hear beautiful and slightly campy music from myself, composer Will Van Dyke and Philip Drennen, the lead singer of New York band, Astoria Boulevard. Both people are very talented and very sexy.

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    All of the above plus a free download of the completed pilot! It will be a helluva lot better than the crap I've downloaded on ITunes.

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    All of the above plus a walk on role in the pilot! You can be on set with some really hilarious and bizarre friends of mine. And we mmmmay cover you in blood if you're cool with that.

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    All of the above plus a backstage tour of the Broadway musical, Sister Act! Hosted by yours truly! I'll even take a picture of you pretending to sing on stage - then you can say you were on Broadway ... and people will believe you. Maybe.

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    All of the above plus a producer credit! I mean...producers gotta start somewhere, right? You'll be the poor man's Tyler Perry and I'll be the poorer man's Queen Latifah! But white!

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    All of the above plus an executive producer credit! If you donate this much money you're very RICH. And I'm veerrryyyyy thankful!

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