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An edgy exploitation comedy harking back to the early films of John Waters, THE PROMISE KEEPERS is daring, satirical, and beyond over-the-top.
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    UPDATES AND GRATITUDE! Get updates and behind-the-scenes material from the film, plus a "special thanks" in the credits!

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    SIGNED POSTER! Get a PROMISE KEEPER poster signed by cast and crew! Plus updates and "special thanks"!

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    ORIGINAL SKETCHES! Get a page of fanciful ink drawings from Carolyn Main's sketchbook! Signed by Carol! Plus everything above!

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    PK ZINE! Get a copy of a limited run PROMISE KEEPERS zine, featuring original concept art, anecdotes, and black and white photographs from the production of the film! Plus everything above!

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    PORTRAIT(ISH)! Send us a picture of yourself and Carolyn will draw a caricature of you to put on your Facebook page! Plus everything above!

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    THE SCRIPT AND A KISS! Get a signed copy of the script, sealed with a kiss from one of our lovely cast members! And everything above! Can you believe it? It's true!

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    ORIGINAL ART! Get an original piece of art or an original prop from the film! Plus all the great stuff listed above!

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    SET DESIGN! Become a part of our set! Send us a picture of yourself and we'll make a missing person flier with your face on it to be hung in one of several possible locations throughout the film! No promises, but it might just end up in the feature! And, as I'm sure you've figured out, you also get all that other stuff listed above!

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    MORE ART AND A CAMEO APPEARANCE (SORT OF)! Have your face in our film! The first three people to donate $500 will have the missing person flier we make for them specifically featured on screen! That's a promise, and you know we keep 'em! And, as if that weren't enough, Carolyn and I will do a special four-panel comic just for you! You pick the topic, I write the joke, she draws it up, and we all have a laugh! Plus all that stuff above as well!

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    VIP TREATMENT! The first 5 people to donate $1000 dollars or more will get to have dinner and drinks with members of the cast and crew on the night of our Portland premier screening, as well as VIP seating during the feature and an invitation to the afterparty! (You will of course be responsible for any travel and/or lodging expenses during your trip). Plus you get a producer credit! And you get everything listed above (minus the cameo)! Can it get any better? Yeah! It can! Look below!

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    THE ULTIMATE RILEY MICHAEL PARKER PORTLAND EXPERIENCE! This sounds ridiculous, but I am 100% serious! The first person to donate $5000 dollars will get The Ultimate Riley Michael Parker Portland Experience! Beginning up to two days before the premier screening of THE PROMISE KEEPERS, I will take you to my favorite stores, restaurants, bars, and coffee shops! I will take you to my favorite theaters so we can watch movies that I didn't make! I will present you with an original painting I will have made JUST FOR YOU! I will not kiss your mouth or do anything even remotely sexual, but I will high-five you as much as you want, and I am typically not even a high-fiver! You can tour the movie set! I will make you tasty sandwiches! I will tell you stupid jokes! Carolyn will drop by to bother us! I will take pictures of/with you, and even write haiku about how awesome you are! I repeat, NO KISSING! You may want to kiss me, as I am very attractive, but I must insist! I will, however, give you copies of the books I have written, and personal copies of my favorite books that other people wrote years and years ago, and we can even film some impromptu stuff around the city! Plus all that dinner and drinks and fancy seating that the $1000 people get, and an invitation to the super-exclusive afterafterparty (if there is one)! I will meet you at the airport! I will drop you off at the airport (using public transit because I don't drive)! I will call and talk to your friends and family members and tell them how cool you are! Also, you can bring one good friend along for all of this! Seriously! All of this is true! I mean it! Seriously! Like, for realsies! (You will of course be responsible for any travel and/or lodging expenses during your trip, including food, with the one exception of the fancy-cast-and-crew-dinner-and-drinks-pre-premier-extravaganza). Plus you get all that other sh*t! Awesome (all except the cameo, but that's still pretty awesome!)!

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