Potato Salad is basically just a fallback for when people with taste have eaten all the coleslaw. Don't let these potato lovers win. Read more
This project was successfully funded on August 2, 2014.
About this project
Some guy is making a quick buck off of potato salad, and I'm not convinced he even believes in it. If he'd done his research he'd know that potato salad is to Coleslaw what Fern Gully 2: The Magical Rescue was to the original film. Crap.
Give me some money and I'll make a Coleslaw at the same time those potato lovers smear mayo all over perfectly good potatoes.
If I get a stupid amount of money I will literally attend the potato salad creation and fling coleslaw at some people. For reals.
For reference, these jerks like potato salad.
Yeah I know, right?
UPDATE 1: LET THERE BE COLESLAW! Two people out there sure hate potato salad like good human beings. Let's take our rightful place as kings and queens of cold shit in bowls on the buffet table, and tiny bowls served with burgers sometimes. I promise to spend this entire £10 on whatever it is that goes into coleslaw. Definitely carrot. Rock on.
Stretch goal: If I reach £20 I will add some fancy ingredient to the coleslaw, like some red cabbage, or literally anything other than potatoes.
Risks and challenges
There is a very good risk that we will wipe potato salad from the face of this earth. I think that's probably more than I want to happen, so just be aware of the scale of this shit.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
Where there is Coleslaw there is a party, where there is potato salad there is probably a wake or whatever.
Yeah sure, if I get an amount of money, let's have a freakin Coleslaw party!
As sure as that potato salad ends up in a bag (a frakkin vomit bag, amirite?) this coleslaw will not come from a bag.
I guess it will come from the ground where the vegetables live. Then it will come from my kitchen where I make it. Do I look like I live in a bag?
That guy with bag question asked "If you could end world hunger with potato salad, would you use redskin potatoes?"
If I could end world hunger with potato salad, I might just sit by and not do it.
Just kidding, I'd do it while apologising the whole time and sending links to a better kickstarter campaign.
Well Jonny boy, that seems a bit extreme. Thanks for coming all the way over here to wish death on a stranger though, that's pretty cool of you!
Hope you're having a fulfilling day!
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Help spread the word of Coleslaw. I will read your name as I make a Coleslaw as follows:
"*backername* says F*** potato salad!"Estimated delivery:
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Woah there, this is surely an unreasonable of hate to have towards potatoes and mayo or whatever the hell is in potato salad. I respect your hatred, I will hold up a sign with your name on it and draw my vision of your potato salad hatred.Estimated delivery:
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Seriously though, there are better things to do with your money.
Pledge £10 or more and I will, while making Coleslaw, strongly suggest that you seek professional attention for your head-brain!Estimated delivery:
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If you can make it to Colchester, Essex, and give me £40, I will do one better than make some crappy t-shirt with a funny coleslaw picture on it. For £40 I will smear homemade coleslaw on your body. I'll even take pictures with your phone so you can put it on the instagram with filters, and a whole comment full of hastags #SlawlifeEstimated delivery:
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