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Potato Salad is basically just a fallback for when people with taste have eaten all the coleslaw. Don't let these potato lovers win. Read more

Colchester, UK Events
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Potato Salad is basically just a fallback for when people with taste have eaten all the coleslaw. Don't let these potato lovers win.

Colchester, UK Events
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Some guy is making a quick buck off of potato salad, and I'm not convinced he even believes in it. If he'd done his research he'd know that potato salad is to Coleslaw what Fern Gully 2: The Magical Rescue was to the original film. Crap.

Give me some money and I'll make a Coleslaw at the same time those potato lovers smear mayo all over perfectly good potatoes. 

If I get a stupid amount of money I will literally attend the potato salad creation and fling coleslaw at some people. For reals.

For reference, these jerks like potato salad.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/324283889/potato-salad

Yeah I know, right?

UPDATE 1: LET THERE BE COLESLAW! Two people out there sure hate potato salad like good human beings. Let's take our rightful place as kings and queens of cold shit in bowls on the buffet table, and tiny bowls served with burgers sometimes. I promise to spend this entire £10 on whatever it is that goes into coleslaw. Definitely carrot. Rock on.

Stretch goal: If I reach £20 I will add some fancy ingredient to the coleslaw, like some red cabbage, or literally anything other than potatoes. 

Risks and challenges

There is a very good risk that we will wipe potato salad from the face of this earth. I think that's probably more than I want to happen, so just be aware of the scale of this shit.

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    Help spread the word of Coleslaw. I will read your name as I make a Coleslaw as follows:
    "*backername* says F*** potato salad!"

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    Woah there, this is surely an unreasonable of hate to have towards potatoes and mayo or whatever the hell is in potato salad. I respect your hatred, I will hold up a sign with your name on it and draw my vision of your potato salad hatred.

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    Seriously though, there are better things to do with your money.

    Pledge £10 or more and I will, while making Coleslaw, strongly suggest that you seek professional attention for your head-brain!

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    If you can make it to Colchester, Essex, and give me £40, I will do one better than make some crappy t-shirt with a funny coleslaw picture on it. For £40 I will smear homemade coleslaw on your body. I'll even take pictures with your phone so you can put it on the instagram with filters, and a whole comment full of hastags #Slawlife

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