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By Ghostus Coyote
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About this project

That's right! An idea so crazy, it just might work! Take a bath in MOZZARELLA STICKS to raise funds for this years fall and next year spring semester at Snow College. The REAL goal is $8,000 to $10,000 but I did not want people to feel like it would take all that much to get this to happen. Anyway, the plan is simple:

Phase One: Get moneyz!

Phase Two: Raid all surrounding grocery stores and superstores for all their frozen mozzarella sticks! No specific brand, but they can get expensive so I will start with the lowest price and work m way up. Trust me, there are enough stores nearby... (I wonder what that does to their supply/demand ratio. I also feel bad for the confused cashier...)

Phase Three: Get baking! The ovens will run non-stop until the bath is filled!

The rest, you can imagine...  ;)

This mozzarella stick bath has not only been my dream, but also the dream of my younger brother when we first imagined it at a Sonic drive-in a few years ago. Now that we can make it a reality, it can also help get me to college, since i have to come up with about $5,000 before August 22nd. I am keeping it a secret, calling it my "sexy plan" until it is funded, then it will be a surprise for him! Your help is greatly appreciated!

Sorry i could not get my video to work either. I spent like 4 days (more like 24 minutes) on it. Oh well.... I will upload a video to my Youtube channel of this project if it gets funded (that is the only reason I put this in the film & video category).

Risks and challenges

Well i'm not going to lie, the main concern with this little project is....

What on earth am i going to do with all the mozzarella sticks afterwards?

I have considered eating them, but a guy can only eat so many! I figured, rather than die a greasy death by attempting to eat them all, I would mail a mozzarella stick with the picture as part of a reward for donating, but it would probably get cold before it got to you. By "cold" I mean it would turn into a bio hazard that would likely end humanity in some horrible plague. Since we do not really want that, I will look into freezing many for reheat and throwing away the squished ones for the good of mankind. Sorry if i let you down.

The overall success of this or how much it will help me get to college is completely up in the air. It all depends on you! So if it flops, looks like its back to trying to sell my paintings on the side of the street or having KSL take down my ads for recovering data from peoples broken computers...

It is in your hands now! (like those rewards will be that may or may not be a rip-off... definitely worth it) What?

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    Thank You!

    Congratulations! You are now 2X as sexy as you were before!

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    WHAT IS THIS?!

    That is what you will be saying, because you get a nice (appropriate) picture on some lovely glossy paper, if I may add, of me in the mozzarella sticks! You can frame it and hang it up somewhere nice and when you look at it, smile, and know that it was all possible because of you!

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    ULTIMATE FAN REWARD!

    Yeah, it is pretty much the same as the WHAT IS THIS?! pack, but it will have my hand written signature on the picture (which will likely be a slightly different, random picture) so you feel like yours is better than the rest! Who knows, it may even be worth something in the future! And you get not 2, but 3X the love from yours truly! You just can't lose here!

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