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Yep, that’s poop. Actual poop. We all know someone who thinks poop is funny. Now you can give the gift of Turd Text.
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    Send Trump a postcard!

    I will send you a postcard in an envelope so that you can send POTUS a personalized message! Of course you don’t have to send it to the White House but...

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    Pile o’ Poop Cards

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    For those with more refined tastes a set of 5 cards and envelopes that use PG language.

    -Sorry to hear you feel like poop
    -I love the turds out of you
    -Real friends talk about poop
    -Talk turdy to me
    -Poop is funny

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    Pile o’ Shit Cards

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    Cards for those adventurous spirits who think profanity has its charms.

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    -I love the shit out of you
    -Sorry you feel like shit
    -You’ve got to be shitting me
    -Shit just got real
    -Shit.

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    Pile o’ Poop Cards

    For those with more refined tastes a set of 5 cards and envelopes that use PG language.

    Set of 5 cards and envelopes
    -Sorry to hear you feel like poop
    -I love the turds out of you
    -Real friends talk about poop
    -Talk turdy to me
    -Poop.

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    Pile o’ Shit Cards

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    -I love the shit out of you
    -Sorry you feel like shit
    -You’ve got to be shitting me
    -Shit just got real
    -Shit.

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    Set of 5 cards and envelopes.

    -Just because
    -Oh, hey there
    -Happy Birthday!
    -This is funny, right?
    -You’re the best

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    All the cards!

    A set of all 3 Pile o’ Cards for your snail mailing pleasure!

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