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Yep, that’s poop. Actual poop. We all know someone who thinks poop is funny. Now you can give the gift of Turd Text.
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A love letter to my husband. 

I started potty training both of my kids around 5 months old. Why? Because I’m a little nuts, and why make them sit in their poop any longer than necessary?

I noticed that sometimes the baby’s poop would make letters in her potty. At this gross yet funny moment I decided one day that I would write a love letter to my husband in our child’s poop (totally keeping the romance alive!).  Thank goodness we had a second child because the first didn’t finish “writing” the alphabet and baby #2 (ha!) is a star producer.

As baby #2 neared completion of the alphabet it occurred to me that there are a lot of awesome/weird people in this world who would also enjoy the novelty of sending someone a love/hate letter in actual poop. 

All letters are organically made, they poop and I take a photograph. Not all poops are letter poops. Sadly, they are not THAT talented. Although, one time the baby wrote a word in one go!

Right now you are either laughing or thinking what the f*@# is wrong with this lady. Both are acceptable. We have to pay for college somehow, right?

I’d really love to make more shit paraphernalia. ABC board book?! ABC Poster!?! And the poo de grace: An app that would allow you to text message people in turds. If funding goes well you could have more options for sending poop than you know what to do with!

ABC Magnet Set
ABC Magnet Set

 

 

Risks and challenges

I’m trying to get a set of numbers out of baby #2, and I’m afraid 8 just might be asking for too much! Luckily, he’s a pork pie and eats like a machine so there is still hope with a 2 or 3 poop a day habit.

I also worry that my children will hate me for this when they are older, but you can’t win them all, so....

In reality, this project is coming together super fast (like you had too much coffee and need to go NOW fast) and there might be unforeseen hiccups. I really wanted to get some rewards in the mail for Christmas presents so am making the decision to go ahead even though I don’t feel completely ready.

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    Send Trump a postcard!

    I will send you a postcard in an envelope so that you can send POTUS a personalized message! Of course you don’t have to send it to the White House but...

    Front of the postcard wording has yet to be decided. Weigh in with your suggestions in the comments!

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    ABC magnets

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    Endless opportunities to put them inappropriate places.

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    Pile o’ Poop Cards

    Get them in time for Christmas!!!

    For those with more refined tastes a set of 5 cards and envelopes that use PG language.

    -Sorry to hear you feel like poop
    -I love the turds out of you
    -Real friends talk about poop
    -Talk turdy to me
    -Poop is funny

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    Pile o’ Shit Cards

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    Cards for those adventurous spirits who think profanity has its charms.

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    -I love the shit out of you
    -Sorry you feel like shit
    -You’ve got to be shitting me
    -Shit just got real
    -Shit.

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    Pile o’ Poop Cards

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    Set of 5 cards and envelopes
    -Sorry to hear you feel like poop
    -I love the turds out of you
    -Real friends talk about poop
    -Talk turdy to me
    -Poop.

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    -I love the shit out of you
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    -Shit just got real
    -Shit.

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    -Just because
    -Oh, hey there
    -Happy Birthday!
    -This is funny, right?
    -You’re the best

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    All the cards!

    A set of all 3 Pile o’ Cards for your snail mailing pleasure!

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