Become one of our ancestors, represented by a cursed object! One of the oddities in our traveling curio cabinet will be assigned to you in name and the audience can learn about your Tiny Clandestine character in the accompanying program (or as told to them by the strange ticketmistress). Also, a disturbing set of four buttons.
Based on your request/whim/evil wishes, we will create a new show for the tent to be performed in the pantheon of the Tiny Clandestines. Also includes becoming one of our ancestors (see above), an 8-button set, and a note of odd and unsettling amounts of thanks.
Your own, personalized curio cabinet. In miniature: a one-of-a-kind Tiny Clandestines trove of forgotten treasures (delivered personally if within the Twin Cities metro area). As well as an ominous 8-button set.
Your personal fools: one night only! You provide the setting and the guests of your choosing.The Tiny Clandestines bring the tent--and all its shows--to you. (Only applies in the Twin-Cities metro area. Date to be determined through unreasonable negotiations.)