Covfefe –Trump Vanity Slippers
Finally, after over a year of speculation, the truth behind Trump’s mysterious Covfefe tweet has been revealed: Covfefe are the vanity slippers inspired by Trump’s hair that he can’t get off his mind. These slippers are so unforgettable they just naturally slid into his thoughts.
Yes, fashioned after Trump’s unique hair stylings and the shiny luxurious coat of a Peruvian guinea pig, Covfefe slippers will have people standing in line to get a pair on their feet. And you can be one of them.
Television stars have already been reaching out to get their hands on these Trump-inspired slippers. Now you can be known as a Covfefe slipper supporter that pledges to bring them to all of America and MAKE SLIPPERS GREAT AGAIN!
Crafted to match Trump’s renown taste in décor and admiration for all things gold, Covfefe slippers are the epitome of all Trump stands for, and made for walking around in opulent style, elegance, and comfort.
The look is pure Trump. Made up of a slightly garish, but still tasteful, shiny gold swash of thick, long, luxurious, fake, but totally-natural looking coiffed hair, Covfefe slippers are stylishly enhanced by a gold brick engraved buckle to add that special je ne sais quoi.
These bigly gold creations are also the fuzziest, coziest slippers ever made. Designed to provide a convincing allure of contentment and satisfaction, Covfefe slippers are so soft and comfortable, you’ll feel like you’re walking on hair.
They’ve available in sizes small, medium, large and extra-large, have been thoroughly vetted, and come in matching gold bag packaging to impress and intimidate other slipper candidates.
Wearing Covefefe slippers will have you feeling as if you and the president are united as one in thought, action, and style. Indeed, you will feel like you’re sporting one of the integral parts of Trump that make him the man that he is.
Caution: Covfefe slippers are susceptible to substantial (and possibly humiliating and/or hysterical) visual distortion when encountering high winds; wearing near large jet prop exhaust and helicopter blade turbulence should be avoided if maintaining a natural look is desired.
SEND TRUMP WHAT HE DESERVES
Help us reach our Kickstarter goal, and we’ll send Trump a special trumped-up Golden Edition of our Covfefe Slippers to wear around the White House.
We all know he loves wearing his bathrobe — and assume it’s probably a golden hue. Wearing his gold faux-hair Covfefe Slippers to complete his favored ensemble, Trump could at least walk those reverent halls matching from head to toe!
Trump’s Golden Edition Covfefe Slippers are a one-of-a-kind personally-tailored pair. Packaged in a special gold box with our golden comb, and nestled inside our signature gold bag, our gold faux hair Trump-inspired Golden Edition Covfefe Slippers not only feature the gold brick engraved buckle, but tiny gold handcuff accents hanging from its side. Every time Trump walks in his Covfefe Slippers, he’ll be happily reminded how he continues to outrun the law.
Don’t be left behind. Do what’s right and lend your support to the Covfefe slipper movement. Do it for Trump and America—pledge your loyalty today.
Make slippers warm again. Make slippers furry again. Make slippers cozy again. MAKE SLIPPERS GREAT AGAIN!
NOTE: Covfefe Slippers did not collude with Russia! They are designed in the USA and manufactured in China. No Peruvian guinea pigs were harmed in the making of these faux hair slippers; their luxurious flowing locks merely served as divine inspiration.
Risks and challenges
This is a very simple product to produce and deliver. The only potential risks or challenges would be not having enough Covfefe Slippers and accessories to meet demand and/or not having enough different sizes. To overcome any production issues, we have all our factory contacts and manufacturing specifics (including unit pricing and manufacturing times) already set-up and in place. We can accommodate any number of orders, are offering a sufficient variety of sizes (with the possible exception of Satsquash, Big Foot, Shaq, or other giant-footed athletes or individuals trying to order slippers), and we know how we will be shipping out items and the cost of doing so.Learn about accountability on Kickstarter
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