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The writer of the "Get in the Kitchen, Bit@hes! Cookbook" brings you his next masterpiece, this time focused on holiday recipes! Read more

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The writer of the "Get in the Kitchen, Bit@hes! Cookbook" brings you his next masterpiece, this time focused on holiday recipes!

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Carve the Turkey, Bit@hes!
Carve the Turkey, Bit@hes!

The writer and creator of the hilarious "Get in the Kitchen, Bit@hes!" series of cookbooks and the gourmet spice blends that bear the same name, is proud to announce his latest cookbook, "Carve the Turkey, Bit@hes!" , focused on holiday recipes. No matter what holiday you are celebrating, be it Thanksgiving, Christmas, Chanukah, Passover, Easter, the 4th of July or Arbor day, this book will help you plan and create the perfect meal! In this book, you will find:

Get in the Kitchen, Bit@hes! Gourmet Spice Blends (available on our website)
Get in the Kitchen, Bit@hes! Gourmet Spice Blends (available on our website)

1) Holiday Planning Guides & Checklists to help your holiday dinner go off without a hitch. Find out what to do three weeks, two weeks, and the week of your holiday so you aren't a frantic bit@h two hours before your guests arrive!

Lamb with a Red Wine, Orange Zest Reduction Accompanied by Creamy Dijon & Bacon Green Bean Casserole
Lamb with a Red Wine, Orange Zest Reduction Accompanied by Creamy Dijon & Bacon Green Bean Casserole

2) Cooking Lessons to show you how to make a perfect Turkey, Brisket, Rump Roast, Ham, Rack of Lamb, Leg of Lamb, Duck Breast or Prime Rib Roast; 

Duck in a Blueberry Marsala Reduction Accompanied by Sauteed Barley, Turnips and Onions
Duck in a Blueberry Marsala Reduction Accompanied by Sauteed Barley, Turnips and Onions

3) Holiday Menus for most major holidays so you don't have to sift through hundreds of recipes to decide what to make!

Baked Creamed Spinach & Cheese Croquettes
Baked Creamed Spinach & Cheese Croquettes

4) Over 130 Recipes (including those featured in the pictures) for salads, soups, main courses, sides and deserts so that you can customize your perfect holiday meal;

Maple Ginger Candied Sweet Potatoes and Carrots
Maple Ginger Candied Sweet Potatoes and Carrots

5) and of course a whole chapter dedicated to how to re-use the leftovers that the ungrateful bit@hes you call friends and family failed to consume.

Smoked Gouda Mac & Cheese with Broccoli and Cauliflower
Smoked Gouda Mac & Cheese with Broccoli and Cauliflower

Now is your chance to pre-order and help us bring this masterpiece to market. If you aren't familiar with the writing styles of Jason Bailin, make sure to check out our website at www.bitchcooks.com for a little "taste". Pun intended.

Rice, Artichoke & Italian Cheese Croquettes
Rice, Artichoke & Italian Cheese Croquettes
Apple & Sweet Potato Pie
Apple & Sweet Potato Pie
Blueberry Lemon Iced Tea Sorbet
Blueberry Lemon Iced Tea Sorbet
Pumpkin Cranberry Pineapple Cheesecake
Pumpkin Cranberry Pineapple Cheesecake

Risks and challenges

As with any publishing project, unforeseen delays are possible with production, graphics, shipping, and such. We believe we have planned accordingly so that you will receive your books and other rewards in plenty of time to plan your Thanksgiving meal.

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    Our sincerest thanks and gratitude!

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    Copy of our newest book, "Carve The Turkey Bit@hes!"- Our newest cookbook dedicated to the cuisine of the holidays.- a $19 Value

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    Copy of our new holiday book, "Carve the Turkey, Bit@hes!" and a copy of our original book, "Get in the Kitchen, Bit@hes!" - a $33 Value

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    Copy of our newest book "Carve the Turkey, Bit@hes!" and one tin each of our best selling "Smoky Pole BBQ Blend" and our "Jamaican Me Jerky Caribbean Blend" gourmet spice mixes.-a $42 Value

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    All three of our cookbooks, "Get in the Kitchen, Bit@hes!", "Get Back in the Kitchen, Bit@hes!", and our newest "Carve the Turkey, Bit@hes!" plus one tin of our best selling "Smoky Pole BBQ Blend" gourmet spice mix- a $61 Value

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    All 8 of our spice blends. Miso Ho-Nee Asian Blend, African Bush Pan-African Blend, Smoky Pole BBQ Blend, Jamaican Me Jerky Caribbean Blend, South of My Border Mexican Blend, My Leaning Tower Italian Blend, Bourbon St. Bit@hes Cajun Blend, Spank It Kopita Grecian Blend- a $63 Value

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    1 tin of each of our 8 gourmet spice blends (listed below) and all 3 of our cookbooks. Get in the Kitchen, Bit@hes, Get Back in the Kitchen, Bit@hes, and our newest Carve the Turkey, Bit@hes!
    Miso Ho-Nee Asian Blend,
    African Bush Pan-African Blend,
    Smoky Pole BBQ Blend,
    Jamaican Me Jerky Caribbean Blend,
    South of My Border Mexican Blend,
    My Leaning Tower Italian Blend,
    Bourbon St. Bit@hes Cajun Blend,
    Spank It Kopita Grecian Blend- a $111 Value

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