Be the first on your block to actually know what's gonna happen in the movie! As well as being listed as a "Hipster Killer", we're going to send you a personalized thank-you letter written in 100% genuine hipster blood* on the FIRST PAGE OF THE SCRIPT. Which websites you leak that baby onto is up to you!
(*Actually corn syrup and food coloring, you sick bastard.)
No DVD collection is complete without at least one containing a faux-trailer for a scene-kid splatterfest -- and so that's exactly what you're gonna get. 1 copy of the HIPSTER HOLOCAUST DVD, to the generous giver! (As well as your name in the credits, the first page of the script, and a thank-you letter written in blood.)
You’ re gonna get hipsterized! Austin Breed, our esteemed poster artist, will
hand-draw you as a hipster getting killed in the manner of your choosing. We’ ll mail this fine
drawing to your house, where you can share it with your family over dinner. All other reward tiers included.
Hi there, big spender, you know what time it is? TIME TO DIE! No joke, you get to be one of the unfortunate hipsters who meets their maker in our movie. Your grisly demise will be captured in glorious high-def and immortalized for posterity. (Airfare and travel not included.)
Triple digits -- that means you're family now. Come visit us on set, where we'll even let you call "action" when someone's about to get killed with a can of PBR. (Airfare and travel not included. All other reward tiers ARE included.)
Welcome to the party. The movie's in the can, the fake blood's been cleaned off the extras, and now it's time for THE PREMIER... which you get a VIP pass into. You get to schmooze, booze and other-things-that-rhyme-with-ooze with the cast, crew and fans. All other reward tiers included.