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    Pledge $2 or more About $2

    THE STARVING ARTIST:
    Receive a download of a surprise single from "Knives In The Hope Chest" the same day you pledge!

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    Pledge $10 or more About $10

    THE ULTIMATE ECO-PACK:
    Advanced digital download of "Knives in the Hope Chest," sent to your inbox immediately after this campaign ends!
    You’ll also receive a download code for an unreleased single the day of your pledge.

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    THE GENERATION X-ER:
    A physical copy of the cd, a sticker, and a thank-you note, shipped one month prior to the official release!
    + same-day single and advanced digital download

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    THE LUDDITE:
    Knives in the Hope Chest on limited-run, COLORED VINYL, a sticker, and a thank-you note, shipped one month prior to its official release!
    + same-day single and advanced digital download

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    THE MODERNIST:
    Don't have a turntable? Get a t-shirt, screen-printed by the band JUST FOR YOU in your choice of shirt and ink color, a sticker, and a thank-you note, mailed to your house!
    + same-day single and advanced digital download

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    THE E-Z LISTENER:
    KICKSTARTER-EXCLUSIVE acoustic EP, hand-packaged by the band, Vinyl or CD + custom t-shirt + sticker + same-day single and advanced digital download!

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    THE SHOW ME THE BALONEY:
    A copy of our Baloney Book (a collection of poems, drawings, recording notes and tour photos cataloguing the entire process so far- from demos to touring the country), 2 guest list spots at a show in your area (anywhere in the US)
    PLUS everything in the $50 reward!

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    THE ETERNAL SHOUT OUT:
    A poster, signed with a personalized dedication, and a thank you in the liner notes PLUS everything in the $75 reward!!

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    Pledge $300 or more About $300

    THE SHREDDER:
    A SHREDDED CELLO BOW engraved with a personalized dedication and a framed, handwritten copy of the lyrics from a song of your choice!
    PLUS Everything in the $150 reward.

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    Pledge $500 or more About $500

    O-O-O- WE THANK YO FACE:
    the jacket Greg Pitts (Office Space, Coyote Ugly) wore and the masks we made for our yet-to-be-released music video for Coelacanth!
    PLUS everything in the $300 reward!

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    Pledge $750 or more About $750

    THE HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME:
    We will record a cover of your favorite song, create a music video to accompany it in a custom-packaged DVD, and make a one-of-a-kind hand-packaged CD for the recording
    PLUS everything in the $300 reward!

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    THE WE'LL EVEN PLAY "FREEBIRD":
    A private show (you pick the set! Want ambient music for your art gallery? Want us to play "Freebird"? You got it!) and digital download party favors for up to 20 guests, as well as a pre-show dinner for 4 (cooked by the band) anywhere in the United States!
    PLUS everything in the $300 reward!

    (must be booked 6 months in advance, with some exceptions)

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    THE SAINTLIEST SANTA:
    A private performance (with set of your choice!) and digital download party favors for up to 20 guests AND and a personal 90 minute lesson or group workshop with Greg on tone shaping, looping, beat-making, and/or playing the cello.
    PLUS everything in the $300 reward!

    (must be booked 6 months in advance, with some exceptions)

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    CALL US IF YOU EVER NEED A LIVER (No, seriously. Call us if you ever need an organ.):

    Producer credit on the album AND an original composition, featuring your talents on the recording (if you so choose), that you can use however you'd like!
    PLUS everything in either of the $1000 rewards!

    *liver is not actually included

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    CALL ME IF YOU EVER NEED A LIVER, Pt. 2 (Yup, offer still stands! We have two livers between the two of us!):

    Producer credit on the album AND a video or short film (6 minutes or less) directed, shot, and edited for your band or business by Teach Me Equals.
    PLUS everything in either of the $1000 rewards!

    *liver is not actually included

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    Pledge $150 or more About $150

    THE OFF CHANCE IT MIGHT BE WORTH SOMETHING ON EBAY:
    An autographed test pressing of Knives In The Hope Chest with one-of-a-kind LP jacket hand-made by the band
    PLUS everything in the $100 reward!

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