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Transgressive and controversial. Nicole Cushing asks her readers, "How well do you know the people you chat with on a social network?"
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    Official Member of Cushing's Choir

    Lend your voice (and a five spot) to Cushing's Choir!

    This tier grants you a digital copy of The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats. You'll also receive an official Cushing's Choir membership certificate! Available for download within two weeks after the successful funding of this kickstarter.

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    • The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats.
    • Official Membership Certificate for Cushing's Choir
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    Spanking Deacon

    This is it! Your very own physical copy of The Sadist's Bible. Comes with digital copies (in all three ebook formats) and a certificate which attests to your ordination as a Spanking Deacon! Sure, you're not a full-fledged priest yet--but it's still pretty sweet.

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    • The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats.
    • Physical copy of The Sadist's Bible
    • Official Spanking Deacon Ordination Certificate
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    (Book)Mark of the Sinner

    Have you ever heard of that wacky 16th century crowdfunding idea "selling indulgences"? That's the one where someone from the church would offer to reduce your sentence in purgatory (or even grant you outright salvation) if you made the right donation. It was a funding stream for the Crusades, the cathedrals, and--who knows--maybe some really decadent orgies, too.

    We think indulgences are ready for a comeback.So, donate $15 and we'll send you a certificate good for the erasure of one minor sin. Guilty of taking too many selfies (The Sin of Pride)? You're covered. Guilty of eating the entire package of Oreos? (The Sin of Gluttony)? You're covered. Disclaimer: NOT good for the erasure of guilt for actual crimes. Even we have standards.

    Comes with your physical and digital copies of The Sadist's Bible and a bookmark depicting one of His chosen broken angels.

    Includes:
    • The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats.
    • Physical copy of The Sadist's Bible
    • Sadist's Bible Bookmark
    • Indulgence: good for erasing one sin.
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    Naughty Televangelist

    What's that in the collection plate? A twenty?! Donate at this level and we'll ordain you as a Naughty Televangelist.

    Rewards include your very own physical copy of The Sadist's Bible, digital copies in all three ebook formats, a special book plate signed and numbered by author Nicole Cushing, a Sadist's Bible bookmark, and your official Naughty Televangelist Get Out of Scandal Free Card. (Perfect for evading the judgement of your congregation after getting caught buying meth from a hooker.)

    Includes:
    • Physical copy of The Sadist's Bible
    • The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats.
    • Sadist's Bible Bookmark
    • Official Get Out of Scandal Free Card
    • Signed and Numbered Bookplate
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    BE HEALED!! Elite Pack

    Donate at this level and you'll surely feel the love of the Savior in you.

    You'll get an actual, physical copy of the creepy "God Wants Us Broken" religious tract which appears in the book (along with a Sadist's Bible "God Wants Us Broken" bumper sticker to show your devotion to the masses).

    You'll also receive your own personal Faith Healer License (useful if you ever want to embark on the lucrative revival meeting circuit), a Sadist's Bible bookmark, your physical copy of The Sadist's Bible with a bookplate signed and numbered by author Nicole Cushing, an 8.5x11 art print, and digital copies of the novella in .ePub, .Mobi, and .pdf formats.

    Includes:
    • Physical copy of The Sadist's Bible
    • The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats.
    • Sadist's Bible Bookmark
    • Official Faith Healer License
    • God Wants Us Broken Bumpersticker
    • Creepy "GOD WANTS US BROKEN" Religious Tract
    • 8.5x11 art print
    • Signed and Numbered Bookplate
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    A Message from Heaven

    The Almighty has a special message just for you. With this incentive, Nicole will bestow upon you a custom bookplate with a message just for you and you alone.

    Comes with the Faith Healer Pack

    Includes:
    • Physical copy of The Sadist's Bible
    • The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats.
    • Sadist's Bible Bookmark
    • Signed, Personalized Bookplate
    • Official Faith Healer License
    • God Wants Us Broken Bumpersticker
    • Creepy "GOD WANTS US BROKEN" Religious Tract
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    Biblical Scolar

    Toss $85 into the collection plate and we'll declare you a Biblical Scholar!

    It's not enough to read the text, you have to know its origins and all its hidden secrets. Pledging to this level makes you one of the lucky few to receive an original page of Nicole's manuscript, complete with her own handwritten corrections and comments that reveal her writing process. (And occasionally, what she was supposed to get at the grocery store that day.) Each manuscript page will arrive signed in the lower right hand corner to demonstrate its authenticity.

    You'll also receive the special Kickstarter Exclusive alternate cover version of The Sadist's Bible with a personalized bookplate signed by Nicole Cushing, digital copies of the book, a membership card to the Library of Sadistic Biblical Studies. and everything else in the Elite Pack.

    Includes:
    • Original page of the Sadist's Bible Manuscript (signed by Nicole)
    • Special Kickstarter Exclusive Physical Copy of The Sadist's Bible
    • Membership Card to the Library of Sadistic Biblical Studies
    • Personalized signed bookplate
    • The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats.
    • God Wants Us Broken Bumpersticker
    • Creepy "GOD WANTS US BROKEN" Religious Tract
    • 8.5x11 art print
    • Sadist's Bible Bookmark
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    Megachurch Mogul

    Toss $100 into the collection plate and we'll declare you a Megachurch Mogul!

    At this tier, you'll receive a special Kickstarter-exclusive (alternate cover) physical copy of The Sadist's Bible. You'll also receive a personalized bookplate written and signed by Nicole Cushing, digital copies of the book, and a membership card to the Megachurch Mogul Country Club. Let your congregation dine on cat food while you feast on caviar at the M.M.C.C.! Also includes other items from the Elite Pack (as listed below).

    Includes:
    • Special Kickstarter Exclusive Physical Copy of The Sadist's Bible
    • The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats.
    • Personalized signed bookplate
    • Membership Card to the Megachurch Mogul Country Club
    • God Wants Us Broken Bumpersticker
    • Creepy "GOD WANTS US BROKEN" Religious Tract
    • 8.5x11 art print
    • Sadist's Bible Bookmark
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    Demonic Angel

    Donate $250 and you'll earn your wings as a Demonic Angel!

    At this tier, you'll receive free admission to an online (Google Hangout) class on goal setting for writers, taught by Nicole Cushing herself. This class will include several specific written exercises to assess yourself, the publishing world, and where the two can best fit together. We'll also be sending along a Divine Proclamation attesting to your induction into the Order of Demonic Angels, the Kickstarter-exclusive (alternate cover) physical copy of the book with a personalized signed bookplate, and the digital copies in all formats. Also includes other items from the Elite Pack (as listed below).

    Includes:
    • Exclusive seat in a small class with Nicole Cushing
    • Divine Proclamation of Membership in the Order of Demonic Angels
    • Special Kickstarter Exclusive Physical Copy of The Sadist's Bible
    • Personalized signed bookplate
    • The Sadist's Bible in ePub, Mobi, and PDF formats.
    • Sadist's Bible Bookmark
    • God Wants Us Broken Bumpersticker
    • Creepy "GOD WANTS US BROKEN" Religious Tract
    • 8.5x11 art print
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