Kickstarter

A hug and high-five from both David and Nathan Zellner. (Recipient must provide transportation.) + Updates via ELECTRONIC mail!

A backwards hug and high-five from both David and Nathan Zellner. (Recipient must provide transportation.) + Updates via ELECTRONIC mail!

All of the above AND Exclusive Zellner Bros. Pin and Postcard Set – featuring a mystery assortment of buttons, stickers and postcards from previous films.

All of the above AND a signed DVD of their short film compilation.

All of the above AND a signed DVD of their previous feature “GOLIATH”.

All of the above and a HAND DRAWN CARICATURE of YOURSELF by each of the Zellners.

All of the above AND a personalized DVD of “KID-THING” upon completion.

All of the above, AND an exclusive framed 8x10 photo of the Zellner Brothers during their tap dancing heyday, signed with a personalized dedication. A wonderful keepsake to pass on to your grandchildren. (Photo as seen on left)

All of the above and a SLOW-DANCE with a Zellner of your choice to FOREIGNER’S “I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS”. WARNING: PREPARE YOURSELF FOR EXTRA VALUE! This is not some Namby Pamby slow-dance ditty that tidily wraps up around the three-minute mark. “I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS” means business, and clocks in at a whopping 4:50! (Recipient must provide transportation.) (Another song may be substituted and videotaped upon request.)

All of the above and a “BOARD OF REGENTS” credit in the film. Who hasn’t at one point their life wanted to be on an illustrious Board of Regents? Now is your chance.

All of the above AND this very film will be dedicated to a relative, loved one or pet of YOUR CHOICE. Immortalize someone or something near and dear to you! Imagine the possibilities!