The ladies of Wet Nurse are bringing their milky, poppy goodness all around Florida this summer, and we need your help to get there!
THANK YOU FOR HELPING US EXCEED OUR GOAL!
We reached our initial goal of $500 in less than a week, and we couldn't have done it without you! Let's see if we can make it to $1,000! If we make it that far, we'll be able to produce our first music video. We'll even put the song and storyline to a vote! We want this to be as worthwhile for you guys as it is for us, so please consider spreading the word and helping us out!
LADIES AND GENTS!
The time has come to spread the Wet Nurse love all throughout Florida, and we're going to do just that on our two-week Sweat to Death Tour this August! We are hitting all the major cities and we can't wait to see all your happy, shining faces along the way. We've booked some amazing venues in some amazing places and it's going to be the MOST. FUN. EVER!
If you've made it to this here second paragraph, this is where we humbly ask for your support in helping us motor our way through this fine state of ours! As you know, gas is silly expensive, and though we've kept our drive times to a minimum the Wetnursemobile doesn't run on high hopes and expectations! ;)
STD TOUR DATES!
13th - Tampa, FL - New World Brewery
14th - St. Pete, FL - FUBAR
15th - Sarasota, FL - The Closet
16th - Ft. Myers, FL - Cool Hand Luc’s
17th - Ft. Lauderdale, FL - Radio-Active Records
18th - Miami, FL - Churchill’s Pub
19th - West Palm Beach, FL - Swampgrass Willy’s
20th - Melbourne, FL - Cassette House
21st - Cocoa Beach, FL - TBA
22nd - Daytona Beach, FL - Tir na nOg
23rd - Jacksonville, FL - Burro Bar
24th - Tallahassee, FL - St. Mike’s Pub
25th - Gainesville, FL - The Laboratory
26th - Orlando, FL - Will’s Pub
We don't need much, just a little help to feed the WNMobile and ourselves as we mosey on through the Sunshine State. We've got lots of sweet merch to sell on the road, and we've also saved up a bunch for our adventure ourselves, but any little bit helps! Even if you don't live in Florida, you can help out and get some sweet swag like exclusive tunes and our long-awaited 7" vinyl release! We'll definitely make it to your neck of the woods soon and you'd be helping us out tremendously!
Hopefully you will find it inside yourself to throw a buck or two to our little endeavor, and for that we will be eternally grateful. We would love to meet you when we roll through your town, and we hope that our rewards are funny and charming and enticing enough to be an added bonus.
Thanks for taking the time to read our little novella and we hope to see you out on the road soon!
Nina, Susana & Vanessa
Like the background music in the video? It's our single "Brain Arcade" off our cassette release, the Wet Nurse EP!
It's quick and easy to add a bank account or credit card to an Amazon payments account, and we would prefer to glorify your contribution through the Kickstarter platform! (Kickstarter would prefer that you do that as well. :D) However, we can also accept donations securely through our verified business Paypal account at: mailto:wetnurseFL@gmail.com. Just let us know which price point / prizes you want to redeem in the notes!
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STICKERS! We've got lots of fun stickers for you to slap on your bike, your boyfriend or your boss!
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EXCLUSIVE 3-SONG "KICKSTARTER EP" ! We'll be specially recording three of our songs as a digital download JUST for Kickstarter supporters - you won't be able to get these songs anywhere else! +Stickers!
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"Wet 'n Lazy" SPLIT 7" VINYL RELEASE! The record you guys have been waiting for will finally be available, our split with the Lazy Boyzzz, and you can get your hands on it for just $10! +The Exclusive "Kickstarter EP" & stickers!
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SWANK WET NURSE T-SHIRT! We haven't had tees available until now, but you can have one by helping us out on our tour! +All the fun stuff above!
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TOUR PHOTO BOOK! We'll be dragging our camera with us on tour, and for just 50 smackers you can have all the cool stuff above PLUS a professionally published Shutterfly photobook with pictures and stories from the tour! (AVAILABLE 1 WEEK AFTER TOUR ENDS AUG. 26TH) These will only be made for those that pledge the Kickstarter, and we won't be making any more after that!
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OWN WET NURSE FOR A DAY! We will come to play a show in your Florida town and hand-deliver all of the fun stuff you see above! Plus we'll throw in a few extra goodies for your ridiculous generosity! We can either visit with you on your tour stop OR make a special show for you after tour, so what are you waiting for?! :)
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