Kickstarter

Your NAME on the official "Thank You" List: I will put your full name or alias on my "Thank You" list for the project on my website.

Thank you JINGLE: I will email you an mp3 of my special “Thank You” Jingle - Be ready.

Thank you Jingle & SINGLE: I will email you my “Thank You” Jingle + one of my favorite songs from the completed album.

Music SAMPLER: I will email you 2 of my favorite songs from the completed record, plus 2 songs from my demo collection.

Collection of my POETRY: You will be the first to receive a digital copy of the very inspired poetry I wrote while on Tour over the past 3 years. Censored or Uncensored copies available :)

First Edition Beginners GUITAR MANUAL written by T.R.L.: You will be one of the first people to receive a digital copy of my guitar instruction manual I have been working on over the past 10 years. It will help you with basic practices that will greatly improve your guitar fluency and understanding.

COMPLETE ALBUM (download): All the completed tracks w/ the album art and specialized poster available for download before it's released to the general public.

FULL MUSIC PACKAGE: I will ship you a CD-R containing all the completed tracks from the album, plus a whole compilation of demo music I created, the album art & poster.

"Make Love NOT War" - Classic 80s style TANK TOP: This is my all time favorite tank top I wore almost every day on Warped Tour and countless shows all around the US, especially my bigger shows. It says “Make Love Not War” in big neon lettering and was somewhat of my signature get up.

Autographed "Ty-dyed" TIGHTY Package: 3 songs from demo & Full album, album art & poster on a CD-R. PLUS... One never been worn “Ty-dyed” Whitie Tightie (Men's Briefs) in various sizes. I will autograph them and they can be yours to frame and put on your wall, wear daily or just to cherish forever.

SKYPE Music conference: I will teach you or a friend a music lesson on Skype for 40min - 1hr on any instrument of your choosing (Guitar, Bass, Drums, Piano, or Voice) or just a discussion on music theory or anything you want to talk about, within reason.

My "MAGIC" Hat: This is my signature hat I wore while playing in the B Foundation. I wore it every day for over 3 years and cant believe I still have it. Now it can be yours. (maybe you can sell it to the hard rock café later in life….)

PORTAL - Custom Painting on 2x2 canvas I will custom paint you my signature “Portal” in any color scheme you like on a 2x2 canvas. Portals are a hypnotic two tone spiral w/ splatter painting all over it (see example on my website) Sealed and shipped to you. (International shipping not included)

PERSONALIZED SONG!: I will write, sing, play and record a song just for you. You give me a topic and lyrics or I will make something up, record it and send you an Mp3 via email.

STUDIO TIME: 3 hours I will work with you in the studio to produce whatever music you want.

Limited edition, one of a kind custom T.R.L. SSV (Silver Surfer Vaporizer) Vape package! Comes with ceramic vape, glass hardware and all the fixins for healthy vaping.

T.R.L. LIVE PERFORMANCE: I will fly or drive to you for a special performance. You can choose whether you want my instrumental Classical / JazzFunk guitar loop performance or my one-man comedy act, where I entertain you with singing and guitar playing. You may choose any cheesy cover songs you like from any era you wish. I will play for 2 hours (or more). This is good for private parties, wedding socials, or any day in the afternoon. Airfare / Gas / Travel expenses not included.

STUDIO TIME: 5 hours I will work with you in the studio to produce whatever music you want!

One of a kind classic black & gold 'Natures Mistake' "LA" Hat worn and signed by World Disc Golf Champion Avery Jenkins and Tyler Lewis. Tis a Talisman of our time!

STUDIO TIME: 10 hours I will work in the studio with you to produce whatever music you want!

My GIBSON FLYING "V": You could now be the new owner of my Gibson Flying V. It was made in 2002 and has been customized w/ 3 chrome humbuckers. This was my back up axe on tour with my last few bands and is a relic to my past (see photo on my website). I will autograph it for you if you so desire as well. Road case & shipping included (extra shipping for international will apply)

My Classic MARSHALL GUITAR AMP: This is my Marshall JCM2000 TSL-100 (Triple Super Lead 100 watt guitar amp) It has 3 channels: Clean, crunch and distortion and was my companion on the road for 2 years on tour with Slightly Stoopid and used in the recording of “Souvenirs Novelties & Party Tricks” The tubes have just been replaced and its all fixed up w/ Footswitch and Custom Tiger road case (designed and painted by yours truly). See photo on my website. International shipping not included.

STUIDO TIME: 2 full days I will work in the studio with you to produce whatever music you want.

T.R.L. Alpha --> Omega PRODUCER TITLE. Your name will be on the album as Producer and you will also receive the "Full Music Package" or "Ty-Dyed Tightie" Package (your choice).

T.R.L. EXECUTIVE PRODUCER Title & VIP - For LIFE. You will be 'VIP' for the rest of your or my life. You will get your name on this record under the title of “Executive Producer”, free concert tickets and albums in the future, plus any of the above gifts that you like. The album, the demo, the poetry, the guitar instruction manual, the thank you song, the personalized song, the Skype music lesson, the performance or the Portal.