A personal email from me saying thank you for being a wonderful human being. If you have a Twitter or Facebook account, I will happily shout out to you there too. (NOTE: non-human beings are welcome to donate as well. No prejudice intended!)

Everything listed above PLUS a private link to view the finished film in HD, where you'll be able to leave comments telling me why you loved it or hated it. Always interested in feedback!

Everything listed above PLUS a link to a digital download of the film, in any format within reason. Put it on your iPod and watch it on the bus! Load it onto your laptop, and watch it while sailing the South Pacific in your yacht! The possibilities are endless.

Everything listed above PLUS a DVD copy of the finished film AND your name in the credits, under "Special Thanks." Now you can REALLY impress your friends.

Everything listed above EXCEPT instead of a DVD copy you can have a Blu-Ray copy of the finished film if you'd rather! You still definitely get your name in the credits under "Special Thanks," though. Just think, your name in 1080p HD!

Everything listed above PLUS a limited-edition SILKSCREENED T-SHIRT featuring conceptual art for the film by a local artist (names to be announced soon!). It may be impossible to look any cooler and still be legally allowed in public.

Everything listed above PLUS you can have a three-disc set of my previous films (in DVD or Blu-Ray format). If that's not enough for you, we'll ALSO put you in the credits as an Associate Producer. This will get you listed on IMDb, and trust me, that will *definitely* impress the dudes/ladies in your life. Recent studies have shown that being on IMDb almost exactly the same as being a rock star.

Everything listed above PLUS a limited-edition signed-and-numbered ART PRINT featuring conceptual art for the film by a local artist (names to be announced soon!). Frame it, put on your wall as a mini-poster, always remember that wonderful, idyllic summer of '11 when you helped make a film.

Everything listed above PLUS you can visit the set for a day as a guest, see how a movie is made! My crew and I will happily regale you with some inside stories and pro tips (the regaling will happen over lunch or later on, when we're not busy making movies ourselves!). If you're not interested in how movies are made, bring a book and a pillow and grumpily wonder what all the fuss is about! (If you cannot bring a pillow, one can be provided for you.)

Everything listed above PLUS you can keep a prop or piece of wardrobe from the shoot! It's first-to-donate, first-to-choose on this one. Possibilities include (but are not limited to) a fake dead fish, a polished wooden box, and a two-way mirror. Exciting memorabilia that I'll be sad to part with.

Everything listed above PLUS we will do a private screening of the finished product at your home, where members of the cast and crew will come over and COOK YOU DINNER. (Disclaimer: we are not professional cooks. But we are clever, and friendly, and we will not poison you. That is my solemn promise.) If you do not live within driving distance, then you will receive an alternate care package personally selected (and created) by my crew and I that is guaranteed to make you feel special and loved. (No refunds, but we are willing to try again if our gift fails to make you feel special and loved!)

Everything listed above PLUS you will be listed as an Executive Producer in the credits. Your name will show up "above the line," including on any promotional materials (posters, DVD/Blu-ray covers, etc.) and you will be a Seriously Big Deal. Not to mention my personal hero.

Listen, I'm sure we can work something out. Need a chauffeur for a weekend? A car wash? Dog sitting? Someone to shoot your wedding/graduation/bar mitzvah/childbirth? E-mail me and lets talk.