A $5 pledge gets mp3 copies of the finished tracks sent to you via email once the record is released.

This pledge will allows you to pre-order a finished copy of the split 12" vinyl record, complete with a numbered, hand-silkscreened cover. Includes shipping to anywhere within the continental US.

This pledge gets the vinyl record plus a hand-silkscreened t-shirt featuring a design only available to people who pledge for this kickstarter campaign! Includes shipping to anywhere within the continental US.

This is the European version--it will get you a copy of the record including shipping to Europe.

The European version of the record/shirt combo--gets you a copy of the record plus a hand-silkscreened t-shirt, including shipping to Europe

This pledge gets a copy of the record plus 2 dozen of our drummer's coveted homemade soft pretzels! Includes shipping to anywhere within the continental US. And mustard.

This pledge gets a copy of the record plus a recording of a COVER SONG, of your choice (as long as we can figure out how to play it), performed by us, captured on our 4-track deck and posted to our blog, with a dedication to you! Includes shipping for the record.

This pledge gets a copy of the record PLUS our entire back catalog (3 cd's, 2 7" records, 2 12" records, 1 10" record). Includes shipping to anywhere within the continental US.

This is the Song Poem option. It gets you a copy of the record PLUS a unique, custom 7" record of us performing 2 songs based on your submitted lyrics/poetry. In true song-poem tradition, you will send us 2 short poems and we will set them to music. We'll perform the songs on our 4 track and record them to a custom 7" record. You will get the only copy of this record--we'll post the results as mp3's on our blog. Includes shipping for both records. NOTE: we reserve the right to edit down extremely long poems to a manageable size (we have to fit this on a 45 rpm single, after all). If you prefer to submit one longer poem and have us split it into 2 songs, that's okay. We also reserve the right to edit profanity/sexist/racist lyrics if necessary.

The pillow pledge. This will get you a copy of the record plus a small pillow, hand-sewn by our drummer, and filled with our dog's hair. We have a very fluffy dog and he grows a lot of hair all the time; we have to constantly shave it off to keep it from getting matted. Trust us, he's not gonna miss this hair. Includes shipping for the record and pillow.