Tales of Life, Love and the Seven Deadly Sins
I've been writing since I was small.
One of my first books, Words from the Heart, was an exclusive run - one copy, handprinted on shirt cardboards for my mother. It included a poem detailing how mean she was.
My writing skills have advanced since then, but my cynical attitude has not. In 2009, I began blogging as a way to cope with my anxiety and my penchant for doom. I quickly learned that the best way to feel better about my life was to make fun of it - because when others are laughing, I'm happier, too.
Confessions of a Recovering Cynic is a compilation of the most beloved posts from my blog of the same name. I've got a face for radio and few marketable skills, but when I make people laugh, I'm serving a purpose.
Learn all you never wanted to know about midget-knocking, butt plugs, and moving in with your parents as an adult. Over 300 action-packed pages of cautionary material guaranteed to have you splitting at the side.
Funds from this project will be used to print a limited run of first editions to shop to publishers and to distribute to backers and fans. I humbly appreciate any support you will offer!
Kickstarter is all or nothing funding. Pledge your donation today. On March 31st, when you've all helped me reach my goal, your pledges will go live and you'll be securely charged the agreed amount. If on March 31st, my fundraising goal has not been met, this project is voided and you don't get charged a dime.
This book will not cure cancer and it will not win a Pulitzer, but it will possibly - hopefully - make you pee a little.
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