Kickstarter

Reward A (E-book + Human Contact): Your choice of a French, Italian or Spanish edition of the PDF e-book. Great for reading if you want to appear busy so that no one will talk to you. ...but that's not all -- you will also receive your choice of a double high-five, a Top-Gun high-five or an Oprah hug. Note: due to a limited means of transportation, Human Contact is restricted to the Twin Cities.

Reward B (Your name in all three books): Your name permanently listed on the donor page in all three books. You're a dozen-dollar-donor, you deserve it! Ideal for showing off to your ex how charitable you have become since the break-up. ...but that's not all -- you will also receive Reward A. Note: see Reward A.

Reward C (A hand-painted rebus thank-you card): What's a rebus? A rebus is a representation of words with pictures. Like this - taylorbaldry.com/rebus/. The cards are lovely and the picture puzzles are perfect if you need to keep children or seniors occupied for a while. ...but that's not all -- you will also receive Rewards A & B. Note: see Rewards A & B.

Reward D (A hand-painted page from the series): Receive the gift of original artwork from the series and you will have heads turning at your next pasta party. Painted on cheap 83 lb, 6"x8" paper with watercolors and love. Vocabulary text optional. Includes letter of authenticity and detachable genitalia. ...but that's not all -- you will also receive Rewards A-C. Note: see Rewards A-C.

Reward E (Your portrait in all three books): A crude watercolor painting of your head in the series' donor page. Ideal for surprising loved-ones as a gift (look Darling, you're in a book!). ...but that's not all -- you will also receive Rewards A-D. Note: see Rewards A-D.

Reward F (Two hand-painted pages from the series): You are getting two more pages of original artwork from the series. Holy Hannah - you're amazing! Let me break down your total rewards package (Rewards A-F): a PDF copy of one of the books, a double high-five, Top-Gun high-five or Oprah hug, your name in the book, a rebus thank-you card, your portrait in the book and three pages of original artwork from the series. Beeyah!