Kickstarter

My eternal gratitude and a high-five! Pat yourself on the back, 'cause your helping make a MOVIE! A feature-length film, filled with fun, family and fire... and bacon.

The above, and a "special thanks" in the CREDITS of the film in ALL CAPS! You'll be famous overnight... like... Brad Pitt! ;D We'll also send you a super shiny personalized POST-CARD allll the way from BLACK ROCK CITY! It'll be the best-lookin thang on yo' friiidge :)

Allll of the above, and a ticket to our KICKSTARTER FUNDRAISING PARTY (in Vancouver on JUNE 1st) with BRY and his PARENTS! ...dancefloor and DJs and lasers, OH MY! You also get a digital DOWNLOAD of the COMPLETED FILM.... high-def, ooooh! aaaaah!

Alllll of the above, an EXCLAMATION POINT behind your name in the credits, and MY DAD and I will hand-craft you a BURNING MAN KEEPSAKE in his workshop of wonders! ...something better than a macaroni necklace, I swearrr :P

Allll of the above, a copy of the FINISHED DVD (super special features and all!)! You'll also get tickets to the VIP ADVANCED SCREENING of the film, and two tickets to a BURNING MAN PRE-PARTY with BRY and his PARENTS (both in Vancouver)!

All of the above, and a home-cooked DINNER with BRY and his PARENTS... the totally legit family experience (at Burning Man, OR at home in Vancouver)! You'll also get a digital version of the POSTER that I will PHOTOSHOP you into :D Hotsauce!

Alllll of the above, and my dear MOM will KNIT you a TREASURE! She's super good, check out her KNITTING BLOG: http://lifesastitch.typepad.com/

Allllllll of the above, and an entire PARTY will be held in YOUR HONOR! PLUS, you get a HOT-DATE with SPRY BRY beforehand :D You also get to help record a SONG that will be included in the feature motion picture!

ALLLLL of the above, an EXECUTIVE PRODUCER CREDIT, a lil' appearance in the film (we'll interview you if you're at Burning Man) and free high-fives for the rest of eternity... this project is going to see the world, and your name would be a significant part of it :)