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My heartfelt thanks and your name goes into the book as a part of "The Crew."

Inclusion in the acknowledgements page for JP2 as a part of the "Palms Family." A special thank you card from me.

Inclusion in the acknowledgements page for JP2 as a part of the "Palms Mommas and the Palms Daddies." A special thank you card from me. And a signed, paperback limited edition of Jack Palms II: This Is Life. This is the new, edited full text that includes the content of the original two podcasts "This Is Life" and "Czechmate." This edition will not be available for sale elsewhere for a few months after this campaign. (Includes $5 shipping. Please add $7 if you're outside North America, or $4 for Canada/Mexico.)

Inclusion in the acknowledgements of JP2 as a Young Junius Corner Kid, thank you card, a signed paperback special edition of Jack Palms II: This Is Life, AND a signed paperback copy of Young Junius. (Includes $5 shipping. Please add $7 if you're outside North America, or $4 for Canada/Mexico.)

Inclusion in the acknowledgements of JP2 as a Young Junius Pusher, thank you card, a signed paperback special edition of Jack Palms II: This Is Life, AND a signed HARDCOVER copy of Young Junius. (Includes $5 shipping. Please add $7 if you're outside North America, or $4 for Canada/Mexico.)

Get your name included as a character in an upcoming story! At this level, you're guaranteed to have your namesake in an upcoming book. Also, inclusion in the acknowledgements of JP2 as a "Character Actor", thank you card, a signed paperback special edition of Jack Palms II: This Is Life, AND a signed HARDCOVER copy of Young Junius. (Includes $5 shipping. Please add $7 if you're outside North America, or $4 for Canada/Mexico.)

Inclusion in the acknowledgements of JP2 as a Hard Boiled Palms Daddy (or Momma), thank you card, and a special, HARDCOVER limited edition copy of Jack Palms II: This Is Life. Only 150 of these (maximum) will be sold. (Includes $5 shipping. Please add $7 if you're outside North America, or $4 for Canada/Mexico.)

Inclusion in the acknowledgements of JP2 as a Hard Santa Palms Daddy (or Momma), thank you card, and a special, HARDCOVER limited edition copy of Jack Palms II: This Is Life. Only 150 of these (maximum) will be sold. This reward also includes signed copies of the YJ HARDCOVER and the paperback JP2 for you to give out this year as XMas/Holiday gifts! (Includes $10 shipping. Please add $10 if you're outside North America. Or $8 for Canada/Mexico.)

All of the treats from the previous levels, plus a limited paperback edition of Jack Palms in Triad Death Match. Status in the acknowledgements as a Death Match Champion. You will also get your name included in a future story or novel. (Includes $10 shipping. Please add $10 if you're outside North America. Or $8 for Canada/Mexico.)

All of the treats from the previous levels, plus limited paperback editions of Triad Death Match AND A Long Way from Disney (sort of a greatest hits choosing from the Disney podcasts I and II). Status in the acknowledgements as a Disney Death Match Champion. You will also get your name included in a future story or novel. (Books in time for XMas!!) (Includes $10 shipping. Please add $10 if you're outside North America. Or $8 for Canada/Mexico.)

All of the goodies mentioned already, AND a special preview paperback of my new podcast novel In Broad Daylight before anyone else gets their hands on it. If all goes well, this one might even get to you before the podcast winds up. You'll be included as a Palms Preview Posse. (Includes $15 for shipping. Please add $15 if you're outside North America, or $8 for Canada/Mexico.)

You'll get to choose from twelve manuscript items in my collection. These include original handwritten drafts of stories, a novel, and edited manuscripts with my writing all over them for revision. Copies include Jack Wakes Up, Jack Palms II: This Is Life, Young Junius, and short stories from the Disney Collection. Each of these is one-of-a-kind, signed and comes in a special box. Inclusion in the acknowledgements as a Certified Harwood Collector. ALSO... everything mentioned before (THIS IS LIFE--hard and soft, TDM, Disney, YJ...) (Includes $15 for shipping. Please add $15 if you're outside North America, or $8 for Canada/Mexico.)

Break Yo Neck!! This one's for the original Palms Daddies and Mommas who missed their crack at getting a first edition Breakneck Books copy of Jack Wakes Up. This is the first, the special one that came out in March 2009 on Palms Sunday and only lasted for a couple of months before Random House made me take it off the market. Plus... (everything else above). (Includes $15 for shipping. Please add $15 if you're outside North America, or $8 for Canada/Mexico.)

Road Trip Posse: Your name will be included in the upcoming podcast novel and winter eBook/Print release Jack Takes Off. That's right, you've been waiting for this one--it's where Jack and the Czechs hit the road and what they get up to between JWU and JP2. Dig it, love it, ride with us! Cocaine not included. Also includes other treats and Breakneck version of JWU. (Includes $15 for shipping. Please add $15 if you're outside North America, or $8 for Canada/Mexico.)

Bloodbath Bonus: You pick how you die. Choose your death scene and your character (name and likeness) will be put away in an upcoming book. Choose the setting, world (YJ, Palms or Harding) and I'll do the bloody rest. (Includes $15 for shipping. Please add $15 if you're outside North America, or $8 for Canada/Mexico.)

You're the star. All of the above treats, plus your namesake stars in an upcoming Jack Palms story. That's right, you'll be sharing the page with Jack himself. You'll also get a special, signed hardcover copy of the book just for you. If you like the mic, I'll have you on as the guest star/host for the podcast episode of this story. (Includes $15 for shipping. Please add $15 if you're outside North America, or $8 for Canada/Mexico.)

You're in total control. You get all of the things mentioned already, PLUS I will write a short story or novella of your planning (or we'll plan it together) with YOU as the main character. This will be printed as a hardcover just for you, one-of-a-kind. You'll also get direct input and participation rights to all podcast episodes of this piece. (No extra shipping costs! No matter WHERE you are!!.)