We are Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting, a sketch comedy duo from NYC. We are raising funds to get our sweet lil' selves to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival this coming August. After a super successful run last summer we were named "Biggest Revelation" by The Guardian, became addicted to haggis and deep fried mars bars, and even got SUED! And now we want to do it all over again!
From August 6th through August 27th we will be performing our brand new show, "Daddy's Basement Circus" as part of PBH's Free Fringe every night (except Saturdays) at 7:45 at Whistle Binkie's (4-6 South Bridge).
Now we just need some of that sweet nasty cash to get us there. Because until our SBJM jet patent goes through, we have to pay for those coach class seats that run up into the four digits. And then there's housing and food to think about. And diapers and medical bills and college funds for the kids. It's not easy being a single mother.
To learn more about the SBJM experience, visit our website at www.skinnybitchcomedy.com
Anything you can give will make us love you forever. Even if you sued us last year. We are offering a wide array of prizes and rewards for your pledges that will delight even the saddest of donors. Just as a reminder, if we don't make our goal you won't charged for your pledge amount. But we won't get any money! So please, spread it around like the STD you always wanted. Thank you so very much.
Love,
Katie & Leah
Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting
Project location: Brooklyn, NY
A personalized thank you postcard all the way from Scotland. Or, if you prefer, we'll send a PRANK postcard all the way from Scotland to anyone you choose. Signed by the Queen Herself!
Admission into our New York Fundraiser party show at the end of July (details tba) + a personalized thank you all the way from Scotland.
A limited edition Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting T-shirt with original art by Rob Stites + admission to our July fundraiser + a personalized thank you postcard all the way from Scotland.
A website credit + A limited edition Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting T-shirt with original art by Rob Stites + admission to our July fundraiser + a personalized thank you postcard all the way from Scotland.
Our one of a kind SBJM cookbook with secret family and original recipes that won't make you vomit. Specially designed for kickstarter patrons only (that means YOU!). Trust us, it's gonna be taaaaaaaasty. And funny. + A limited edition Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting T-shirt with original art by Rob Stites + admission to our July fundraiser + a personalized thank you postcard all the way from Scotland.
A first edition copy of the newly recorded comedy cd by Katie and Leah, filled with songs and stupid jokes. Great gift for Dad! (Disclaimer**you may get it 5 months after Father's Day and it may have a song called "i HATE you father" on it...) + Our one of a kind SBJM cookbook with secret family and original recipes that won't make you vomit. + A limited edition Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting T-shirt with original art by Rob Stites + admission to our July fundraiser + a personalized thank you postcard all the way from Scotland.
A personalized song created specially for you memorialized on video!! + a first edition copy of the newly recorded comedy cd by Katie and Leah, filled with songs and stupid jokes. Great gift for Dad! (Disclaimer**you may get it 5 months after Father's Day and it may have a song called "i HATE you father" on it...) + Our one of a kind SBJM cookbook with secret family and original recipes that won't make you vomit. + A limited edition Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting T-shirt with original art by Rob Stites + admission to our July fundraiser + a personalized thank you postcard all the way from Scotland.
We put your name in a sketch in a very flattering and inspired way. Because that's what you mean to us. Kisses will be free of charge for 5 years. + A personalized song created specially for you memorialized on video!! + a first edition copy of the newly recorded comedy cd by Katie and Leah, filled with songs and stupid jokes. Great gift for Dad! (Disclaimer**you may get it 5 months after Father's Day and it may have a song called "i HATE you father" on it...) + Our one of a kind SBJM cookbook with secret family and original recipes that won't make you vomit. Specially designed for Kickstarter patrons only (that means YOU!). + A limited edition Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting T-shirt with original art by Rob Stites + admission to our July fundraiser + a personalized thank you postcard all the way from Scotland.
We name a show after you/ make T shirts saying "Thank You __you're name here__" which we will wear during the show/praise you like a God for the entire duration of the show. + Kisses will be free of charge for 5 years. + A personalized song created specially for you memorialized on video!! + a first edition copy of the newly recorded comedy cd by Katie and Leah, filled with songs and stupid jokes. Great gift for Dad! (Disclaimer**you may get it 5 months after Father's Day and it may have a song called "i HATE you father" on it...) + Our one of a kind SBJM cookbook with secret family and original recipes that won't make you vomit. Specially designed for Kickstarter patrons only (that means YOU!). + A limited edition Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting T-shirt with original art by Rob Stites + admission to our July fundraiser + a personalized thank you postcard all the way from Scotland.