He will love you so much... and he can tell the time.
He's a clock. He tells the time and he will love you unconditionally. He's like a dog, but not as hairy or smelly... and he can tell time.
Meet Googly. He's just the best. His cute little pupils point to the hours and minutes on the clock. He sits there, content, and tells the time... all day... and all night. He doesn't glow. He doesn't whistle. He doesn't get XM. He tells time and he loves you.
Googly is my baby and like every good parent I want to clone him and make sure there is one of him in every home. It is my dream to walk up to some random stranger's home and find him sitting there... loving his new parents and telling them the time.
The biggest part of this project really is the "Googly Family Album," which will be a collection of family photos with Googly and his new adopted families! We cannot wait to see all the places he and his little clones will go!
So, you want to hear about his features....
He is white; not racially, but physically. He has black eyes; not resulting from an injury or abusive relationship, just naturally black eyes. One of his eyes, more specifically his right eye (your left), keeps track of the hours of the day. His other eye, the left (your right), keeps track of the minutes. He watches as time ticks on and he loves you every second of ever day.
He is powered by high-tech, cutting edge AA batteries, which his adoptive parents will have to provide for him.
Adoption is a true form of love.
You cannot purchase Googly. He is not for sale. You can, however, adopt him. I can only assume that you have a loving home and a place already chosen for him to live. Adopt him today.
Googly Family Album
This is where you get to help with a super neat-o project! Once we get all our Googly clones out to the world, we only ask that the new parents send us a family photo of Googly with his new family so we can put it in our "Googly Family Album." This will be a collection of Googlys and their families from all over the place! We plan to put together a digital album and if all goes well, we may even be able to do a print edition!
We have found a place that is willing to clone Googly and we are very excited about it. We wish that we could lower his adoption fees, but sadly this is really as low as we can go at this point. Cloning is a pretty new process and it's a wee bit spendy. Let's work together to get Googly into every home in the world.
Well, to be honest, this is just step 1 in a much bigger project! We plan to put together a "Googly Family Album" as stated above. In a sort of symbolic way, we can take this little guy and put him into so many homes, no matter what background, and we can all become a "Googly Family." How wonderful that something so simple as Googly can cross into so many different lives!
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You will get a personal email from Googly thanking you for helping his cause, however this simply is not enough to adopt him :( But it will help his cause :) which is to be in every home in the world!Estimated delivery:
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Yay! You want to adopt Googly? You got it. Googly will be all yours. He will tell you the time... he will love you... he will... tell you the time. You'll get you very own Googly to love. (US orders only)Estimated delivery:
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INTERNATIONAL ORDERS!!! Yay! You want to adopt Googly? You got it. Googly will be all yours. He will tell you the time... he will love you... he will... tell you the time. You'll get you very own Googly to love.Estimated delivery:
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I know, I know... you saved $2 on 2 Googlys. But I promise you, its the best we can do. Just think... 2 Googlys to love. Its just like having 1 Googly, but so much better. (US orders only)Estimated delivery:
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I get it... you really aren't getting a heck of a deal here, but you are saving $5. AND you get THREE GOOGLYS! Just think, Googly one can be loving you, while Googly 2 can be telling you the time, while Googly 3 is loving Googly 1. Your home will be so full of love. (US orders only)Estimated delivery:
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