Arrhythmic Banging with Rose and Carlos
Project by Carlos
We want to make a comedy album about the things we think are funny. Things like baby seals, retro 80's dance troupes, and creepy video games (http://www.youtube.com/watch....
Current track list includes things like:
• Things I Like, But You Find Uncomfortable
• Getting Drunk at Breakfast
• Crunching the Numbers Ft. Andy
• Breaking a Tambourine with My Penis
• Half an Inch Deep & Not that Elastic
• Stripping to Garrison Keillor
• Oh, God! Cephalopods!
We plan to press a limited edition comedy album (up to 500 CDs) and make a limited run of T-shirts, posters, and stickers based on the content from the album. The money you are donating goes directly to materials and postage. If we surpass the goal then our wonderful friend that are helping us edit and press various things get fed during there indentured slavery.
Some of the things we have done:
• How to Properly Groom a Girl: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/how-to-properly-groom-a-girl/
• What Monkeys Like: Not White People: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/things-monkeys-like-not-white-people/
• How to Sext: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/how-to-sexting/
• How long could you survive chained to Matt “The Oatmeal” Inman: http://www.delriomedia.com/chained-to-matt-inman.php
• The Quadstrocity: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
• http://goodsexts.com (NSFW)
• How long could you nap between Bristol Palin's smooshy boobies: http://www.delriomedia.com/bristol-palin-boobies.php
Project location: Seattle, WA
You Are Tapping! Digital download of "Arrhythmic Banging with Rose and Carlos"
You Are Thumping! All previous rewards and... One for real life compact diskette of "Arrhythmic Banging with Rose and Carlos" Oh, SHINY!
The Banging Begins! All previous rewards and... Hand written thank you note.
This Washing Machine Has Shoes In It! All previous rewards and... Your name in the liner notes.
OH GOD! Octopus With Tommy Guns! All $5 - $50 prizes and... A limited edition "Never Safe From Cephalopods" T-shirt
Two Unbalanced Washing Machines Having Sex In A Pick-up Truck! All $5 - $75 prizes and... A mention or appearance in a track!
Seattle, WA
Carlos is a dog-owner/artsy/internet-entrepreneur. Rose is small enough for him to pin down.
His most popular posts include:
• How to Properly Groom a Girl: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/how-to-properly-groom-a-girl/
• What Monkeys Like: Not White People: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/things-monkeys-like-not-white-people/
• And How to Sext: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/how-to-sexting/
Carlos is also the creator of:
• How long could you survive chained to Matt “The Oatmeal” Inman: http://www.delriomedia.com/chained-to-matt-inman.php
• http://goodsexts.com
• The Quadstrocity: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Perhaps most importantly Carlos looks like Wyatt Cenac, but with a really bitchin’ beard and tattoos.
Rose is the creator of:
• Embarrassed faces while Carlos does awesome things.
Rose likes to pretend she can remain anonymous on the Internets. She doesn't look like anyone famous, and is best known for accidentally calling people alcoholics.