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**BIG FAN**: You get a digital eBook copy of the "ATLAS LOUNGED" book.

**MAJOR FAN**: digital eBook + YOUR NAME WILL BE PRINTED IN THE BOOK'S 'THANK YOU' CREDITS.

**SERIOUS FAN** (USA Addresses Only): digital eBook + your name printed in the book credits + A PHYSICAL COPY OF THE BOOK MAILED TO YOU! .......... [APO/FPO see below]

**BLOODY SERIOUS FAN** (International Addresses Only): digital eBook + your name printed in book credits + A PHYSICAL COPY OF THE BOOK MAILED TO YOU .......... [extra cost covers shipping and handling for APO/FPO/Non-US addresses]

**FANATIC FAN** (all countries): digital eBook + your name printed in credits + a physical copy of the book + BOOK WILL BE PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED TO YOU BY RICHARD CHEESE!

**FANATIC FAN** (all countries): digital eBook + your name printed in credits + a physical copy of the book + BOOK WILL BE PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED TO YOU BY RICHARD CHEESE!

**OBSESSIVE FAN**: digital eBook + your name printed in credits + TWO autographed copies of the book + autographed 8x10 + thanked on FaceBook + PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED COPIES OF 7 RICHARD CHEESE CDs!!!

**DERANGED FAN** (all countries): digital eBook + your name printed in credits + TWO autographed copies of the book + AN EXCLUSIVE AUTOGRAPHED 8x10 RICHARD CHEESE PHOTO!!!

**CRAZY FAN**: digital eBook + your name printed in credits + TWO autographed copies of the book + autographed 8x10 + FIVE PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED RICHARD CHEESE CDs + YOU WILL BE THANKED BY NAME IN A STATUS UPDATE POST ON THE RICHARD CHEESE FACEBOOK PAGE!! .......... [CDs: Dick At Nite, Viva La Vodka, Richard Cheese: Live At The Royal Wedding; A Lounge Supreme; Back In Black Tie]

**OBSESSIVE FAN**: digital eBook + your name printed in credits + TWO autographed copies of the book + autographed 8x10 + thanked on FaceBook + PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED COPIES OF THE ENTIRE RICHARD CHEESE 13 CD CATALOG!!!

**OVERZEALOUS FAN** (U.S.A. Only): digital eBook + your name printed in credits + TWO autographed copies of the book + autographed 8x10 + thanked on FaceBook + RICHARD CHEESE WILL PERSONALLY CALL YOU AND READ AN ENTIRE CHAPTER OF HIS BOOK OVER-THE-PHONE TO YOU AT BEDTIME. [call schedule and other details subject to approval, at our sole discretion.]

**STALKER FAN**: eBook + your name printed in credits + FOUR autographed copies of the book + autographed 8x10 + thanked on FaceBook + YOUR PHOTOGRAPH WILL BE INCLUDED IN THE BOOK! .......... [photographs subject to approval, at our sole discretion.] Only 12 spots available!

**OKAY, NOW IT'S GETTING WEIRD** FAN: eBook + your name printed in credits + FIVE autographed copies of the book + autographed 8x10 + thanked on FaceBook + YOUR NAME WILL BE INCLUDED ON THE BACK COVER OF THE BOOK AS A CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENT QUOTE! .......... For example: "It's a swell book!" --Bob McGee. [text and content subject to approval, at our sole discretion.] Only 1 spot available!

**YOU DON'T NEED TO PERSONALLY HAND ME MY MAIL EVERY MORNING, BUT THANKS ANYWAY** FAN: eBook + your name printed in credits + thanked on FaceBook + FIVE copies of the book, each personally autographed + YOUR PHOTOGRAPH PRINTED IN THE BOOK + YOUR PHOTOGRAPH PRINTED INSIDE THE 2012 "RICHARD CHEESE: BACK IN BLACK TIE" CD .......... [photograph subject to approval, at our sole discretion.] Only 4 spots available!

**UM, THAT IS INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR AND YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP** FAN: eBook + your name printed in credits + thanked on FaceBook + FIVE autographed copies of the book + ONE OF THE BOOK CHAPTERS WILL BE NAMED AFTER YOU! .......... For example, "Chapter 15: The Bob Mcgee Chapter" [Name subject to approval, at our sole discretion.] Only 1 spot available!

**WHY, YES, IT IS A FUNNY COINCIDENCE THAT WE SHOP AT ALL THE SAME STORES** FAN: eBook + your name printed in credits + thanked on FaceBook + FIVE autographed copies of the book, each personally autographed + YOUR NAME WILL BE PRINTED ON EVERY RICHARD CHEESE T-SHIRT SOLD IN 2012!!! .......... [Personal name or business name will be printed below shirt logo, in a small but prominent font. Name subject to approval, at our sole discretion.] [You get FOUR free shirts, too!]

**PSYCHOSOMATIC ADDICT INSANE** FAN: eBook + your name printed in credits + thanked on FaceBook + FIVE autographed copies of the book, each personally autographed + ONE-OF-A-KIND RICHARD CHEESE & LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE BLUE-AND-ORANGE DRUMHEAD (SEE IMAGE AT RICHARD CHEESE FACEBOOK PAGE) PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED TO YOU .......... [U.S. ADDRESSES ONLY]

**SAY, IS THAT A RABBIT ON THE STOVE??** FAN: eBook + your name printed in credits + TEN autographed copies of the book + autographed 8x10 + thanked on FaceBook + RICHARD CHEESE WILL TRAVEL TO YOUR TOWN AND DO A "BOOK READING" FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IN YOUR LIVING ROOM OR LOCAL LIBRARY!! [U.S. only, except Alaska; schedule and venue subject to approval at our sole discretion.] Only 3 spots available!

**PLEASE CAN YOU PLEASE REMOVE THIS DUCT TAPE PLEASE...?** FAN: eBook + your name printed in credits + TEN autographed copies of the book + RICHARD CHEESE WILL SEND YOU HIS AUTHENTIC ONE-OF-A-KIND TIGER-STRIPED TUXEDO JACKET, PERSONALLY AUTOGRAPHED TO YOU, PLUS AN AUTOGRAPHED 8x10, T-SHIRT, AND POSTER. REALLY? REALLY. [Jacket delivery by December 2013]

**FULL SCALE RESTRAINING ORDER** FAN: eBook + your name printed in credits + TEN autographed copies of the book + RICHARD CHEESE AND HIS BAND WILL PERFORM A PRIVATE CONCERT IN YOUR LIVING ROOM FOR UP TO 20 GUESTS. [Pacific Time Zone U.S.A. only; venue, schedule, and other details subject to approval, at our sole discretion.]