4 weeks til tour!
Rhinestone Gorilla's been laying relatively low this week while we book shows, update costumes, and get our pre-tour arguments out of our systems. With less than four weeks before we hit the road, we're really feeling time compress--there's so much left to do and such little time!
We have two more New York appearances before we hit the road. We'll be at Ted & Honey in Brooklyn on May 10th to celebrate the opening of their exhibit of photographs by Linus Gelber, RGB's resident photographer. Angelique and Izebel will be performing scintillating new acts to honor our awesome friend.
Then, on Saturday, May 12th we're at The Triad for our tour kick-off. After revisiting our childhoods through our memories of Animaniacs (Good Idea/Bad Idea), Disney (Bibbity Bobbity Boobs), and our tenth birthdays (Ass From the Past), Rhinestone Gorilla continues to mine the nostalgic depth with PUBLIC BRACASTING SYSTEM, a tribute to educational children's television from Arthur to ZOOM!
This show is a fundraiser in the PBS tradition, complete with an onstage telethon--so bring your cell phone and your credit card to indulge in the gimmick and pledge one last dollar to our upcoming tour. And bid us bon voyage! This is our last public appearance in New York before we leave for tour just five days later.
Hosted by Lucida Sans
live music by The Rhinestone Gorilla Band
and "Great Performances" by special guests:
Miss Cherry Delight
Thank you again for your continuing friendship and generosity. Of course, you've earned another video from our April show. Please enjoy the beautiful Kinky Demure.
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A postcard sent to you by the ladies of Rhinestone Gorilla from every city on tour, with a lengthy (and probably silly) personal note on each.Estimated delivery:
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We will create a brand new act, in your honor, to a song of your choice.Estimated delivery:
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We will address every blog post we write from the road to you personally as a public declaration of love. (We really hope someone does this, partially because WHOA a $1000 donation, but mostly because we would have A LOT of fun fulfilling this promise. Hilarity would ensue.) We will also create a brand new act, in your honor, to a song of your choice.Estimated delivery:
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Rhinestone Gorilla Burlesque will perform a full length or abbreviated show (your choice) at your upcoming function! Be it a birthday, bachelorette party, corporate function, or funeral, we'll be there and ready to give your guests one of the most joyous and spectacular shows they've ever seen.Estimated delivery:
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