Kickstarter

THANK YOU: We'll send you a cut-and-fold paper doll of Wayne Rooney or Clint Dempsey—our favorite Scouser and scowler, respectively.

ISSUE ONE: We'll send you the first issue of Howler PLUS the Clint Dempsey AND Wayne Rooney paper dolls.

T-SHIRT: A special edition Howler tee PLUS issue one.

A YEAR OF HOWLER: The first four issues of Howler AND an invitation to our launch party in New York. [If you also want the tee, see the next reward]

ALL OF THE ABOVE: The subscription and the tee.

KIT BAG: A Howler tote bag PLUS the subscription and the tee.

DIAL IN TO THE PRESS BOX: ESPN commentator Adrian Healey will record a personal voicemail greeting to play on your cell phone. PLUS the subscription, tee and tote.

MARKED MAN: Guardian US correspondent Graham Parker will chronicle an event of your choosing in the style of a Guardian minute-by-minute match report. Over-40 league match? Charity car wash? Romantic escapade with a special someone? Graham will provide the play-by-play, and we'll lay it out in a handsome design and send it to you on high quality paper. PLUS the subscription, tote and tee.

DRESS LIKE AN ALL STAR: Authentic adidas jersey signed by the 2011 MLS All Star team, including Thierry Henry, David Beckham and Matt Besler. PLUS the subscription, tote and tee. [Thanks to our friends at MLS for donating the jersey]

HOWLER FOR LIFE: A lifetime subscription, that is—but if you want to tattoo it on your forehead, we won't stop you. PLUS the voicemail greeting from Adrian Healey, the tote, and the tee. [Not available outside US and Canada]

KICKOFF: A Howler editor will take you to dinner and a Major League Soccer game of your choosing. Plus the lifetime subscription, the voicemail greeting from Adrian Healey, the tote, and the tee.

AZTECA: Join a Howler editor at the next US World Cup qualifier at Azteca Stadium in Mexico City. We'll fly you down, put you up, and take you to dinner, but if the police cordon breaks, you're on your own. PLUS the lifetime subscription, the voicemail greeting from Adrian Healey, the tote and the tee.