Kickstarter

- A DELICIOUS HOTDOG, hot off the grill, with your name written on it in your choice of ketchup or mustard! - THE BROTHER ZOTO's double CD HOLIDAY WITH GENIE/LAPDANCE WITH GURU!

- A custom Mother Russia slap bracelet with YOUR NAME ON IT! - A DELICIOUS HOTDOG, hot off the grill, with your name written on it in your choice of ketchup or mustard! - THE BROTHER ZOTO's double CD HOLIDAY WITH GENIE/LAPDANCE WITH GURU!

The VIP "PRIVATE" Pack: - A custom fanny pack filled to the brim with those "pop-em" things you throw on the ground. Satisfying 4th of July fun! - A DELICIOUS HOTDOG, hot off the grill, with your name written on it in your choice of ketchup or mustard! - THE BROTHER ZOTO's double CD HOLIDAY WITH GENIE/LAPDANCE WITH GURU!

The VIP "PATRIOT" Pack: - Firework-enhancing custom sunglasses, two (2) Mother Russia American flags to wave with wild abandon, plus a few American Surprises! - A DELICIOUS HOTDOG, hot off the grill, with your name written on it in your choice of ketchup or mustard! - THE BROTHER ZOTO's double CD HOLIDAY WITH GENIE/LAPDANCE WITH GURU!

The VIP "MERCENARY" Pack: - A threatening EYE PATCH, a custom-decorated WATER GUN, and a multitude of carefully selected American Surprises will be yours! - A DELICIOUS HOTDOG, hot off the grill, with your name written on it in your choice of ketchup or mustard! - THE BROTHER ZOTO's double CD HOLIDAY WITH GENIE/LAPDANCE WITH GURU!

The VIP "RAMBO" Pack: - TWO custom decorated waterguns, TWO intimidating eyepatches, a BADASS HEADBAND, and a custom-painted BANDOLIER full of American Surprises. -- A DELICIOUS HOTDOG, hot off the grill, with your name written on it in your choice of ketchup or mustard! - THE BROTHER ZOTO's double CD HOLIDAY WITH GENIE/LAPDANCE WITH GURU!

The VIP "EL PRESIDENTE" Pack: - A beautiful cake featuring YOUR FACE as EL PRESIDENTE, reserved table for you and SIX of your Cabinet Members (includes hot dog table service!!!), a custom-made PRESIDENTIAL NECKTIE, and a NUCLEAR BOMB FLOAT made with glorious ICE CREAM and BOMB POPS, as well as the right to make a Presidential Speech at the street party. Holy mackerel! - A DELICIOUS HOTDOG, hot off the grill, with your name written on it in your choice of ketchup or mustard! - THE BROTHER ZOTO's double CD HOLIDAY WITH GENIE/LAPDANCE WITH GURU!

The VIP "MONARCH" pack: - A powered wig! A custom-made CROWN! An ermine CAPE! Sit "Higher" than anyone else at the party! Enjoy free rides to the "Royal" supply store all evening long! - A DELICIOUS HOTDOG, hot off the grill, with your name written on it in your choice of ketchup or mustard! - THE BROTHER ZOTO's double CD HOLIDAY WITH GENIE/LAPDANCE WITH GURU!

The VIP "HUNGRY JACK" pack: - TWO DELICIOUS HOTDOGS, hot off the grill, with your name written on them in your choice of ketchup or mustard!!!!!!! - THE BROTHER ZOTO's double CD HOLIDAY WITH GENIE/LAPDANCE WITH GURU!