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I'll concentrate on you and only you for an entire minute with my eyes closed. I mean it. I'll also include your name on the list of sponsors at my Art Show.

I'll send you an email in which I will share three of my favorite things about you. Includes all lesser rewards.

I'll call you on the telephone and tell you how much your donation means to me. I will finish the call by telling you that I love you. Includes all lesser rewards.

I'll write your name on my body in permanent marker and email you a picture of it. You will have "Guest of Honor" privileges at my Art Show. Includes all lesser rewards.

I'll send you an envelope with a lock of my hair and a souvenir from my Art Show. Includes all lesser rewards.

I'll make a collage about your life using Adobe Photoshop. Then I'll print it, frame it, and send it to you in the mail. You will have "VIP" privileges at my Art Show. Includes all lesser rewards.

I'll record a ten-minute video of myself applauding for you while wearing a shirt with your name on it. Includes all lesser rewards.

I'll write and record a song about you in the style of your choice. Includes all lesser rewards.

I will perform a full exorcism on you whether or not you are plagued by demons. Includes all lesser rewards.

I'll give you an uninterrupted piggyback ride for three miles. Includes all lesser rewards.

You get to select my wardrobe, hair color and makeup for a month. Includes all lesser rewards.

I will be your aide/minion for one month. Includes all lesser rewards.

I will legally change my name to yours. Includes all lesser rewards.