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BUY A “FUCK”!! Pledge any amount to have one "fuck" inserted into Band:Smart. Help me break the world record for uses of the word "fuck" in a book. Your name will be added to a thank you section that will appear at the end of the book.

BUY A "CLUSTER FUCK!!" Pledge $5 to have FIVE "fucks" inserted into Band:Smart. Your name will be added to a thank you section that will appear at the end of the book.

SAVE A FUCKING TREE! For $10 or more you will receive a digital download of my new book Band:Smart. PLUS one "Fuck" will be inserted into the book w/ thank you etc .

This pledge gets you 2 free CDs: 'Easy Listening For Difficult Fuckheads" a great album from my band Pigface featuring the most people on a Pigface album Ever!. and Bedside Toxicology by Ritalin thats me and Ohgr from Skinny Puppy. ** Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($23.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($27 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

This pledge gets you 2 free CDs: Double Damage by my band The Damage Manual contains the first two releases and a poster!. the other is Dubhead by Pigface - lovely dubby mixes of tracks from 'Easy Listening' ** Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($23.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($27 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

“FUCK" a little!! I’ll send you a signed physical copy of my Welcome To The Music Business....You're FUCKED! book AND I’ll insert one "fuck" into Band:Smart. Your name will be added to a thank you section that will appear at the end of the book. Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($28.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($32 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

I’ll send you a "Eat Shit You Fucking Redneck" T-shirt AND I’ll insert one "fuck" into Band:Smart. Your name will be added to a thank you section that will appear at the end of the book. Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($28.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($32 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

I’ll send you a Get The Fuck Out Of Bed T-shirt AND I’ll insert one "fuck" into Band:Smart. Your name will be added to a thank you section that will appear at the end of the book. Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($28.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($32 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

WEAR A “FUCK"!! I’ll send you a Welcome To The Music Business....You're FUCKED! T-shirt AND I’ll insert one "fuck" into Band:Smart. Your name will be added to a thank you section that will appear at the end of the book. Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($28.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($32 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

At the $25 level I will send you two limited edition vinyl 7" singles. The first one is pressed on red vinyl and is from Monster Voodoo Machine. Promo only copy and was not available for sale! The second 7" is The Countdown in a scratch and sniff blueberry sleeve pressed on white vinyl. ** Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($33.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($37 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

"CHOCOLATE COVERED CLUSTER FUCK!!" Pledge $25 to have four of these tasty treats! You get two milk and two dark chocolate covered almond, hazelnut, ginger, and sea salt FUCK clusters from Bleeding Heart Bakery in Chicago, IL. You also get FIVE "fucks" inserted into Band:Smart. Your name will be added to a thank you section that will appear at the end of the book. ** Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($33.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($37 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

At the $25 level I will send you two limited edition vinyl 7" singles. The first one is pressed on red vinyl and features my band Pigface on one side and Snapline from China on the other. It is signed, numbered and wrapped in a sleeve made from a poster from the Cultural Revolution. The second 7" is The Countdown in a scratch and sniff blueberry sleeve pressed on white vinyl. ** Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($33.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($37 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

“FUCK” a lot!! For $40 or more, you’ll receive an advanced, signed copy of Band:Smart PLUS one "Fuck" Inserted into the book. Your name will be added to a thank you section that will appear at the end of the book. ** Band:Smart is going to be heavy! Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $33.00($73.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $48.00($88 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

At the $50 level I will send you the VERY RARE Pigface 12" picture disc "Notes From The Underground"! ** Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($58.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($62 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

For $50 or more, you’ll receive a random piece of Ministry’s Cage from the tour that I was a part of. . Your piece comes with a certificate of authenticity. PLUS one "Fuck" will be inserted into the book w/ thankyou etc . ** Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $33.00($83.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $48.00($98 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

“FUCKED” FROM ALL SIDES!! For $75 or more, you’ll receive an advance, signed copy of Band:Smart, Tour:Smart, the Welcome To The Music Business....You're FUCKED! t-Shirt, AND one "Fuck" Inserted into Band:Smart w/ thankyou etc ** Band:Smart is going to be heavy! Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $33.00($108.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $48.00($123 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

For $85 or more, you’ll receive the Invisible Records China Shoulder Bag. It has a print of Chairman Mao on the outside and contains 3 China CDs. Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $33.00($118.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $48.00($133 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

For $100 you can have the home made, pre-release, cool version of the drum library(Beat Fetish)! I'll make sure I sign it for you too!! Beat Fetish is the culmination of over 25 years of recording and includes some of the best material, cherry picked from sessions with Pigface, The Damage Manual, Killing Joke, and other artists. Recording engineers for this material include ME, along with Steve Albini, Mark Walk, Keith "Fluffy" Auerbach and others. ** Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $8.00($108.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $12.00($112 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

SPONSOR A “FUCK”!! (The Curated Park Bench “fuck"). For $100 or more I will insert one 'fuck” into Band:Smart dedicated to you on the page where it is located. PLUS everything in the $75 tier. ** Band:Smart is going to be heavy! Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $33.00($133.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $48.00($148 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

SIZE “FUCK”ING MATTERS!! Are you afraid that your Curated Park Bench “"FUCK" will get lost in the shuffle? For $200 or more I will insert one HUGE 72 point "FUCK” into Band:Smart. PLUS everything in the $100 tier. ** Band:Smart is going to be heavy! Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $33.00($233.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $48.00($248 pledge). THANK YOU!!! **

For $250 or more you will receive one Dot Screen Madonna piece of scenery from my band Pigface’s Preaching To The Perverted tour. It will come to you ready to be mounted however you like! Own a rare piece of Pigface memorabilia! Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $33.00($283.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $48.00($298 pledge).

For $250 or more you get a one hour phone or Skype conversation. It can be treated as a band or brand consultation, mini lecture, advice session, or whatever you would like. as soon as you'd like but within 3 to 6 months of pledge.

For $500 or more you will receive one piece of the first scenery I ever made from the 'Money Is Not Our God' music video from my time with Killing Joke Your Dollar will come to you dry mounted and ready to frame however you like! Own a rare piece of Killing Joke memorabilia! Pledgers in Canada and Mexico add $33.00($533.00 Pledge). And all other international pledgers please add $48.00($548 pledge).

GET “FUCKED”!! For $1,000 or more you will have me at your service. I will come to your home, business, or whatever for a four to six hour block of time to do whatever you want (within some limits). Options for activities include lectures, band consults, drumming on your next recording, being the worst DJ at your wedding, whatever you want. My travel expenses and any additional costs are extra. Arrangements for the date of the trip are subject to my schedule. Appearances should happen within 6 months but I will guarantee within 12 months. ** I reserve the right to accept or decline proposed activities at my own discretion **

** This level can ONLY be redeemed by Amanda Palmer herself ** For $2500 you, Amanda, will be covered in chocolate and eaten by your fans before your next Chicago appearance. Of course, the recipe is open to interpretation, the amazing people at Bleeding Heart Bakery can make the chocolate mixture saltier around the armpits if you like or 'spicier' in the naughty bits.. White one leg? Dark the other? You know your fans want to eat you! Now they can! You will also get 50 shirts that will say 'I ate Amanda Palmer'* You'll also get a full page in my book Band:Smart to write whatever advice you want in there for bands along with a Curated Park Bench “fuck". I'll also throw in an original plaster cast of my penis by Cynthia Plastercaster. I can draw all of this in magic marker quite poorly, or play drums really well, or Dj as you wish. *If you are from Roadrunner Records you can easily insert an 'h' in there

For $5,000 or more, I’ll wrap ¼ of my Nissan Cube with advertising for whatever you choose for one year. It could be your band or brand. I drive thousands of miles every year traveling from Chicago, IL to Madison, WI and to speaking and other events around the country. My vehicle will become your traveling billboard.