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Update #16: The books are in! Drinks on Tuesday!

Posted on April 23, 2010

For everyone: I've got all these books! Boxes and boxes of books! So many books, in fact, that I have been storing them beneath and around my desk at work because they would take up too much space in my apartment! I am going to being the process of mailing this weekend.

For SF: If you would like to receive your books in person - that is an option you have. I'll be gathering folks together at The Gold Cane in Upper Haight on Tuesday night (4/27). I'll probably get there around say 7pm. Let me know if you can make it and I'll be sure to have your copies with me.

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      Mikael Vejdemo Johansson on April 23, 2010

      I'll plan on coming to the Golden Cane.

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      Lily Sloan on April 23, 2010

      Weeee!

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      Jeremy Brooks on April 28, 2010

      A few shots from the Cane: http://www.flickr.com/search/…

Update #15: The books are ordered! (And a surprise!)

Posted on April 12, 2010

I've got a screenshot to share with you guys: It's the thumbnail from my Lulu order form for the final printed copies of Andrew vs. The Collective. I finally finished off the formatting this weekend and, both eyes squeezed tightly shut, pressed the order button.

Now I've got a secret to share with you guys: It's the number of books I ordered. 100 copies of The Collective and 100 copies of Andrew vs. The Collective. Wait, what? The same number of both? Well, when I did my cost modeling for the project way back in January I had assumed I would just have enough money to give copies of the short stories book to the highest-contributing backers. But, much to my surprise, a little surplus appeared on my spreadsheet. Which means: everybody gets a physical copy of Andrew vs. The Collective!

So I'm awaiting the shipment and then your copies will go out after that. For Bay Area residents, I'll probably be arranging a drinks-and-distribution event if you want to obtain your books in person. Details to come.

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      Dan Levine on April 13, 2010

      Thanks for the update! I must admit, I'm having Andrew vs The Collective withdrawal. I find myself walking around the street as Friday noon approaches giving people sentences or settings and expecting them to entertain me with clever tales.

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      Michele Bell on April 13, 2010

      I think it is worth the drive to pick mine up....more details please!
      Also, will you be running another batch? I was hoping to buy some as Christmas presents.
      And, to echo Dan below, I too am having withdrawals, I am craving Pizza in Kathmandu.

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      Jeremy Brooks on April 14, 2010

      Cool! Looking forward to the event!

Update #14: The book comes together

Posted on March 29, 2010

I took a weekend off. Collective, will you ever forgive me? It was glorious. It was San Francisco's first warm weekend of the year. I drove north with friends on Saturday. Sunday I went to brunch and took a long nap. If you can believe it, I didn't write a word. Not one single word. Every molecule of my being exhaled in relaxation.

That was two weekends ago. Not this weekend. This weekend I was back to the project: wrestling with MS Word formatting and Photoshop and uploading to Lulu. A regular modern day Gutenberg (Johannes, not Steve) putting words together into a consumable physical product. A book that will be titled "Andrew vs. The Collective".

All of this to say - I don't have much to report other than I'm still alive and the books are coming along. I ordered the proof copy from Lulu last night - so it should be here in a few days. Here are some pictures snapped from my computer's desktop to give you a taste of the process from this weekend. (I've made the decision to footnote all the bold submissions in print. I think it works well, but good lord is that a lot of footnotes!)

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Update #13: "Possibility" - Story #6

Posted on March 16, 2010

Wow. That was an epic weekend of writing. Two full days of hammering away at my keyboard and then all of last night editing. And this story is, as promised, EPIC!


As promised/threatened this one turned out long. I would recommend that you not read it in HTML, that you print out the PDF to curl up on the couch with, but the environmental impact of all those printer pages gives me pause. Heck, I’m tempted to just tell you to not read it at all...and wait for the forthcoming young adult book that will take this story, flesh it out and clean it up.


Woah, what’s that? A book? Yes, Collective – of all our joint efforts, I think this one's got the most potential to become it's own novel! (Unfortunately I am exhausted of writing so it’s not going to happen soon. But this is definitely going on the Idea Shelf.)


The writing of this story had two phases. The first (the day of Saturday) was when things serendipitously fit together and my mind spiraled out with the possibilities into a whole new universe to explore. The second (the day of Sunday) was when I got over half way through it and I wanted to go back and re-edit the whole goddamned thing. It wasn't until the story got to Chicago, for example, that I realized it could have been better served by having Isla hail from say present-day suburban Kansas instead of the valley of Gwyndyr. Alas and alack. That's for the forthcoming young adult novel!


A few awards for this week:


The two hardest to highlight in the text: Jonathan Ryan wanted me to show a little sympathy for the devil - allow the audience to empathize with the villain. Travis Flournoy wanted a a fake situation in which "they aren't sure if the -wrong' is fake-fake, fake, or actually real."


Setting: Alternate universe Chicago from Gavin. There was so much detail in this submission I just barely squeezed 60% of it in.


Character: I know she was reluctant to give her up, but Steph Whiteside's assassin who makes knitting needles out of the bones of her enemies was awesome!


Sentence: From Sarah Dennis: "I know from personal experience that you can lose a lot of things in bed--marbles, teeth, your virginity--but no one in the history of this world or any other has ever lost that before!!"


Word: From the setting of Robin Sloan: "were-lizard". Now that's an image that sticks!


This week's soundtrack:


T. Rex - Planet Queen


Wolf Parade - Dear Sons and Daughters of Holy Ghosts


AA Bondy - American Hearts


It pains me to write these concluding lines to the sixth story update. Yes, I'm exhausted and cannot wait to spend a weekend not writing. But I have also enjoyed this process so much - and I have all of you to thank for that. You, The Collective, your creativity week to week was so inspiring. You are an intimidating bunch of ideasmiths! I expect this won't be the last project like this I undertake - and I hope you'll join me in whatever the next one is. (Or invite me along if you decide to do something similar yourself!)


Sometime this week you'll get a request from me for some information about how to get you your copy of the book. I certainly hope you enjoy it.

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      Michele Bell on March 16, 2010

      Bravo my young imaginative friend! You have made Tuesdays so "PIZZA" and I will miss the anticipation of another story. I can't wait to read the book.
      I am printing these out with a typewriter font and binding them, they will be placed on Nick's library bookshelf along with the autographed copy of your novel (after I read it!). Thanks again and I cannot wait for your next project.

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      Terry Fitzgerald on March 20, 2010

      Congratulations, never doubted that you would surpass your goal. Look forward to reading The Collective.

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      Lily Sloan on March 20, 2010

      Congrats! Glad I got in on this before it was too late!

Update #12: Story #6 will be epic

Posted on March 10, 2010

You're going to have to supply the details, but this is what I can promise you:

A young unassuming rural resident will be visited by a mysterious older gray-bearded man possessed of strange and unexplainable powers. Said resident will be told that the world as he/she knows it is in grave, grave danger and only he/she can save it. This will begin an epic journey that will culminate in the ultimate battle of good vs. evil.

Let's make this one a-maz-ing. Send in your submissions!

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      Zach Seward on March 12, 2010

      I'd love to see you drop a hashtag into this story. Any hashtag will suffice, but if you need one: #nowplaying.

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      Simon Oh on March 12, 2010

      CHARACTER: Elena is a woman who appears to be in her late 20s. A laid-back, lanky brunette. Actually, she's been alive for centuries. When she dies, she revives a few days later, fully intact, in a random spot and she can't die the same way ever again. While Elena is no longer afraid of death, she does find it pretty inconvenient. Her last revival landed her in Bratislava. She loves to travel and she's kind to children. Her favorite candy is Starburst, which she indulges with impunity ever since her once-rotting gums triggered a heart attack. Elena doesn't know it yet, but she's about to die again, thanks to a brain parasite she picked up from eating bad pork during a trip through Oaxaca, Mexico about a week ago.

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      Anna Marie on March 13, 2010

      I'll have the pasta rosa with the sauteed raisins and pine nuts.

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