A PDF copy of the magazine for you to read on your electronic device.

All of the above + A PHYSICAL COPY of the magazine, of course! Mailed! In Color! And a high five from one of us if you see us rolling down the street.

All of the above + the magazine plus a T-SHIRT from our friends at Meat Bun. Go to http://www.meatbun.us to see them. (They're very cool and non-offensive. Mike McWhertor actually let me sleep on his couch once, so I feel like I owe him.)

All of the above + a big THANK YOU on the inside cover of KILL PRESS. Font of your choice. (Well, Tony actually has final say about that, but don't tell him.)

All of the above + the FIRST FOUR ISSUES or another black president (whichever comes first) + a GRAB BAG of games. (Not sure what they'll be -- definitely Scribblenauts or Shadow Complex. We like those and you should too.)

All of the above + LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION + Chris will give you advice about whatever game/life problem you are encountering. (Please only one problem per month.)

We come to your house and cook you pancakes. Then we play Castle Crashers until the sun goes down. There will be cookies and cake and possibly balloons. (Contiguous US only. Sorry Guam!)