Kickstarter

I'll send you some love. I can do this telepathically or through Twitter or other social media. Just not physically. Gross. Actually, if you're in Austin, then I'll physically high-five the heck out of you. Seriously, you'll be heck-free.

Signed 11 X 17 "I want to say gay!" Poster, printed on heavy-duty awesome fancy poster paper. (I don't have to sign it if you'd rather have it untainted) **Internat'l Shipping add $8** (but I still might sign the back... really small...)

ONE T-Shirt **Internat'l Shipping add $8**

One CUSTOM Shirt: choose color/style from American Apparel inventory, and I'll print the design on it. (the design will be printed in white, so pick a dark color... unless you want it to be a secret)

COMBO: $10 Send a Poster to a School + $24 Get a T-Shirt for yourself = $34 of you're an awesome person, and you can prove it by pointing at your chest. **Internat'l Shipping add $16**

TWO T-Shirts (save $10) **Internat'l Shipping add $16**

THREE T-Shirts (save $20) **Internat'l Shipping add $24**

FOUR T-Shirts (save $30) **Internat'l Shipping add $30**

STU ORG PACKAGE: 5 shirts, 1 poster, and an assortment of printed IPM Edugraphics, and I'll sign anything and everything you want. **Internat'l Shipping add $36**

SIX T-Shirts, CUSTOMIZE one (save $50) **Internat'l Shipping add $36**

Full coverage advertisements (every ad space on the site) on both www.itspronouncedmetrosexual.com and www.themetrostore.com for an entire month, highlighting you as the emperor of sponsors, as well as 5 shirts, or more than 5 if you really want them. Email me. We can talk details.