For only a quarter of a million dollars, your lives will be blessed with our love and music. With strong promotional support (music blogs, bulletin boards and subway ads), we too can be the next Dr. Zizmor. We'll release the next Justice of the Unicorns album with tour support, PR campaigns and most importantly, a positive outlook.
To clarify, your money goes to:
- Ambitious PR, promotion & advertising campaigns (print, TV, billboards) ...We live in New York. Let's put these people we know to work ...for us.
- Tour support ...We'll finally get out of this hell-hole
- Leftover money after our campaign & tour goes back into throwing a huge party, where you're all invited. We don't need it. We're rich!
Check out the rewards to see what you get out of it, besides the feeling of appreciation.
love,
Justice of the Unicorns
Another single off the next album: Justice of the Unicorns - Preacher's Kid
Project location: Brooklyn, NY
1 unreleased Justice of the Unicorns single (digital download)
All the above plus: 1 autographed "Angels with Uzis" CD (limited availability for higher rewards)
All the above plus: 1 autographed CD of the next full-length Justice of the Unicorns album
All the above plus: *1 Sega Dreamcast or Sony Playstation 2 (w/ dance pads and other possible junk we are trying to get rid of). You pick up. (limited availability for higher rewards)
All the above plus: 1 limited edition Justice of the Unicorns T-shirt
All the above plus: A personal thank you
All the above plus: a sandwich (limited availability for higher rewards)
All the above plus: 1 (small) unique artwork piece by Rusty Dungan
All the above plus: 1 (medium) unique artwork piece by Rusty Dungan
All the above plus: NYC Outer Borough food tour with Me So Hungry's Jason Lam
All the above plus: 1 (large) unique artwork piece by Rusty Dungan
All the above plus: *Private performance in NYC area
All the above plus: a grab bag!
All the above plus (except *): *Private performance in NYC or if available in your area & 3/4 Dean Dimebag Darrell Lightning Bolt Tribute Guitar
All the above plus (except *): A free beer with Rusty.