My boyfriend dumped me. I wrote a funny short film about it. We're going to make it the best break-up revenge film, ever!
Dear Friends -
Welcome to the Kickstarter Page of I Hate You, Andrew!
When her roommate Tracy morphs into a post-break-up emotional zombie, Mara takes creative measures to resuscitate her.
I Hate You, Andrew is a comedic short film that looks at what happens when your heart has been wrenched out of your chest and all that remains is a Ben and Jerry's consuming, sappy song listening, hollow shell of a human.
It is also a movie about breaking things. I know you all like to do that!
Shooting starts on September 16th in Los Angeles and I'm happy to have a previous Tribeca Film Festival selected Director attached. The phenomenal Michael Underwood is our DP.
The lovely Alison Haislip (NBC's 'The Voice', G4's 'Attack of the Show') as Mara
and Ginger Gonzaga (Hulu's 'The Morning After') as Tracy.
Your proceeds help us to shoot, edit, and market this awesome film all while having the joy of knowing you've helped to avenge one girl's (specifically this girl's) broken heart.
Thank you all!
PS: Questions, comments, want to read the script? Judalina@gmail.com
No. This is one of those Monty Python and the Holy Grail style flicks about break-up sympathy pangs and going out of your way to help a friend get back to good.
As far as I know he is thriving and well somewhere on the west side of Los Angeles.
Yes. But do you really want to risk being the inspiration behind my follow-up short film, "I Hate You Even More Than I Hate Andrew"?
I imagine it's possible, but not for "I Hate You, Andrew." We've already raised capital to cover cast and crew expenses - your money helps us get neat-o gear, kick-ass editing, and covers the cost of festival submissions.
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A cast autographed broken plates still - similar to, but not exactly, the main photo - as shot on the set of "I Hate You, Andrew" - perfect for framing or hanging. Plus everything below.Estimated delivery:
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A wearable button that proudly proclaims, "I Hate You, Andrew!" (Perfect for those of you who has a husband/boyfriend/brother/co-worker/boss/or you yourself are similarly named...Andrew). Plus everything below.Estimated delivery:
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A uniquely customized break-up letter of recommendation written by the writer of "I Hate You, Andrew." An example of said letter might start: "Dear Past or Present Ex-girlfriend/Ex-Boyfriend of [Insert Name Here] - I am sorry you decided to put an untimely demise to your relationship with [Insert Name Here]..." Plus everything below.Estimated delivery:
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Executive Producer credit on IMDB and in the film's on-screen credits. PLUS: The one, the only - ANDREW. Yes, there's a scene in the movie where our lead characters chuck things at a poster version of Andrew. Yes, there will only be one poster. Yes, if you donate $1,000 you'll get everything below PLUS the one and only ANDREW (poster).Estimated delivery:
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