Could geeky minds really create a more unique, a more enthralling, a more brain-tinglingly awesome kink event? We think so!
It started with a crazy dream...and continues with a really, really crazy dream.
There was a saying when I was younger - “Be nice to geeks, you’ll probably be working for one someday.” There was an idea, especially in the earlier days of home computers, that smart people who loved to think about things, loved imagination - science fiction, fantasy, roleplaying games, comic books - loved technology and computers - would someday be the bosses, the ones running things.
And we geeks and nerds have a great deep secret to which other people still haven’t caught on: We have WAY more fun than pretty much all the people who’ve ever made fun of us, or looked down on us for being geeks. They have no idea what they’re missing.
Enter the Geeky Kink Event.
We didn’t create the Geeky Kink Event to show the world that Geeks could have incredible kinky fun which is so creative, amazing, and spectacular that it boggle the neocortex. Though it’s not a bad side effect. We created this event so that geeks like us could get together and, in some ways, redefine what a kink event can do, be, and become.
What we need is one last burst of assistance. What we need is just a little help with the final pieces of the event - creating just a little more space for the people who are attending, making just a little more liquid-nitrogen absinthe ice cream, having just a few more presenters and doing just a little more for the ones that we have.
For a small contribution, you can not only make geek history, but be a part of geek history. Through decades of geeks being pioneers in realms of exploration, open-mindedness, alternative ideas of sex or relationships or just the boundaries of human achievement - there’s never been a huge full-scale geeky kink event before. We are the first, and we want you to have a piece of it! For a small contribution - whether or not you’re going to the event - you can build an entire new branch of the geek universe.
Join us! Help us! Contribute! There’s an entire section of the Geek world opening up, and we’re offering you the keys!
Note: The following event-wide rewards apply when we reach different points in our funding!
500 - Jeff spends time in the TARDIS box WITHOUT his clipboard. Also, Unexpected Cast Serenade Surprise.
1,000 - Geeky Kink Cookbooks Published
2,500 - Jesus holds baptisms in the hot tub
5,000 - Alexxa Bound joins the event (necessary for individual "Dinner with Alexxa" prize)
7,500 - Jeff Mach publicly shaves his beard
10,000 - Con Suite with Awesome Snacks for Everyone!
12,500 - Absinthe tasting included free in GKE Admission (for those of legal age)
15,000 - GKE Staff Drag Show
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Nov 1, 2011
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Pledge $5 or more
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Jeff will write TWO custom limericks on the subjects of your choice!
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $10 or more
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Brief text acknowledgement in our website Hall of Heroes. CAN be a commercial announcement. **includes all prizes above (custom limericks)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $15 or more
2 backers
Listing on our website Hall of Heroes, with picture; eternal gratitude; permanent recognition on our websites going forward as a Founding Supporter. **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web list)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $20 or more
5 backers
A custom printed lanyard for your GKE name badge! **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $25 or more
17 backers
A special GKE T-shirt - t-shirts will ONLY be made for the people who win this pledge! **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $50 or more
2 backers Limited (8 of 10 left)
Dinner with Alexxa Bound (IF enough money is raised to cover her appearance) **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $60 or more
3 backers
A signed copy of a book by one of the GKE Authors **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa)
Estimated delivery: Dec 2011Pledge $75 or more
3 backers
A customized piece of geeky erotica written for you **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, signed book)
Estimated delivery: Dec 2011Pledge $85 or more
1 backer
Public serenade by GKE cast. **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, signed book, geeky erotica)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $90 or more
1 backer
Be publicly serenaded by event cast (not specific performers) at any Jeff Mach event. **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, GKE staff serenade)
Estimated delivery: Feb 2012Pledge $100 or more
0 backers
Dinner with Professor Snape (V. Nigel Taylor) of Platform One. **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade)
Estimated delivery: Dec 2011Pledge $101 or more
2 backers
Hugh Casey serenades you in the lobby. **includes all prices above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $300 or more
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A private photo shoot with a professional photographer. (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $450 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
Take home one of the spanking benches from the dungeon **includes all prizes above (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape, photo shoot)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $500 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
Take home a St. Andrews Cross from the Dungeon **includes all prizes above, excluding furniture (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape, photo shoot)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $1,250 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
Take home the Princess Bride Table **includes all prizes above, excluding furniture (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape, photo shoot)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $1,750 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
Take home the Stargate **includes all prizes above, excluding furniture (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexxa, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape, photo shoot)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $2,000 or more
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Private bondage class with Jay Wiseman. **includes all prizes above, excluding furniture (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexx, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape, photo shoot)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $2,500 or more
0 backers Limited (1 of 1 left)
Take home the TARDIS bondage device. **includes all prizes above, excluding furniture (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexx, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape, photo shoot, bondage lessons)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $7,500 or more
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Custom built piece of bondage furniture.'**includes all prizes above, excluding furniture and class with Jay (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexx, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape, photo shoot, bondage lessons)
Estimated delivery: Nov 2011Pledge $10,000 or more
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Free admission to any Jeff Mach event for the next 5 years. **includes all prizes above, excluding furniture and class with Jay (custom limericks, web listing, Hall of Heroes, custom lanyard, t-shirt, dinner with Alexx, GKE staff serenade, professional serenade, dinner with Snape, photo shoot, bondage lessons)
Estimated delivery: Dec 2011
