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Update #15: Another Martial Arts Story? Oh Boy!
If you enjoyed Regret, With Math, you might also be interested in Shrimp, my current Kickstarter project. Like Regret, it touches on ordinary people training in the traditional fighting arts of Japan, and it similarly uses an extraordinary interest as a hook for shedding new light on common problems -- in the case of Shrimp, problems of divorce and child care. It doesn't get as violent as Regret, but I hope parts of it are just as heartbreaking. Take a look!
-G.
Update #14: More Stolze, More Fiction
If you enjoyed "Regret, With Math" and the other stories I've released for free using Kickstarter, you might also enjoy something in a longer form. My novel SWITCHFLIPPED is currently available for e-readers, but I'm also trying to fund a print version. If you'd like it as a bound and printed volume, now is the time to get it cheaper by pledging for it.
Thanks for your time and attention.
-G.
Update #13: ...more snap judgments with terrible consequences.
By which I mean, I've got another story up for ransom.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gregstolze/a-hole-in-the-darkness
This one's hardboiled crime fiction (with savage beat-downs), instead of character-driven interior exploration (with savage beat-downs). There's no philosophy in A Hole in the Darkness but, like Regret, with Math it digs deep into the painful parts of people's lives, and in this story, the protagonists only get one ending.
Hope you're interested!
-G.
Update #12: How I Wonder...
...when I'll stop feeling vaguely embarrassed about posting links to the stories I hope get funded on the project pages of stories I already funded. Soon? Is it soon? I just don't know.
Here's that link, by the way. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gregstolze/wind
It leads to the page for "A Wind at the Window," a story about smokeless fire and Finnish winter.
-G.
Update #11: Another Other Opportunity
The system works, and I for one am grateful. The support you gave "Regret, With Math" has permitted me to put up other stories -- all available at http://www.gregstolze.com/fiction_library/index.html by the way -- and offer another one right now. "Zombis Blanc" is horror, red and ripe, and it's only $128 away from release. That may sound like a lot, but it's been skyrocketing in the last couple days. Can you help me keep the momentum going?
Thanks.
-G.
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Greg Stolze on September 4, 2010
...and of course, if I was really on the ball, I'd have put in the "Zombis Blanc" link somewhere. Here you go.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gregstolze/zombis-blanc...
Aren't you glad that I'm in a job where I'm allowed to go back and readily patch up oversights like that? It's YOUR continued support that keeps me from going back to school to become a surgeon or airline pilot. But hey, no pressure.
-G.
"I think I may have misplaced one of those little metal doodads in your parietal peritoneum... um, what're those things called? Oh yeah! Retractors! I may have left a retractor in you."
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Greg Stolze on September 17, 2010
But regardless of my clumsiness, it cleared.
http://www.gregstolze.com/fiction_library/Zombis.pdf
-G.
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Update #10: Another Opportunity
Hello. If you're reading this, odds are good that you're one of the backers for "Regret, With Math." That project turned out splendidly, being now available on the internet for all and sundry to enjoy. I'm going to be a little daring and assume that you weren't disappointed and, maybe, might be interested in doing it again. If so, here's the opportunity.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gregstolze/icke
This time I don't have the advantages of it being award-winning, but it is completely new, fresh... and, in my opinion, just as good as "Regret." Here's hoping you have a chance to enjoy it too.
-G.
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Greg Stolze on July 21, 2010
...and it cleared! You can get it right here.
http://www.gregstolze.com/fiction_library/icke.pdf
-G.
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Update #9: Don't Miss the New One.
Update #8: Last Update...?
The pledges are in, the thanks have been thanked (though I'll thank you again, of course) and the story is off in the wilds of the internet, stumbling and blinking. All that remains is to make SURE everyone who pledged got the podcast - I sent a query, but I figure it doesn't hurt to ask in more than one place.
Oh, and to answer a question from the last post's comment...
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gregstolze/these-people-mean-nothing-to-each-other-an-ete
-G.
Update #7: As Promised!
The story "Regret, With Math" has now been funded and is now available. You can get it at the following url.
http://www.gregstolze.com/RegretWithMath.pdf
Of course, if you haven't contributed yet and still want to, you can get access to the podcast. Or if you just want to enjoy the story, well enjoy. Feel free to send me a private message with your email address if you want to be notified the next time I fund a story like this, or the next time I release one.
-G.
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Matthew Katz on October 18, 2009
Thanks Greg!
Now the big question - how does the Greg in this universe react? Does Greg1 decide that this was a good experiment and offer up a few more stories for kickstarter? Does he decide it was all more trouble than the $326 was worth?
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Update #6: Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
Update #5: Now we enter... END GAME
Update #4: You wanna hear it? I bet you wanna hear it.
In case you're wondering what kind of story you're getting, I've excerpted a bit from the beginning discussing just that. If you're wondering whether I sound as nasal and pedantic as you'd expect -- well, listen for yourself.
-G.
Update #3: Expert Testimony from Sachin Waikar
What follows is unedited explanation from the judge for the Richard Eastman prize.
"I thought it would be so easy. When the Naperville Writers Group asked me to choose the winner of the first annual Richard Eastman Prize for prose pieces in RIVULETS, I thought it would be a piece of cake--good cake, maybe like chocolate fudge. After a cursory reading, the winner would just jump out.
"Yeah, right.
"After three or four readings of the 50-odd entries I'd narrowed it down to about seven finalists. Each time I read them, I liked something different about each. Of course it was more complicated because I was judging fiction and non-fiction, stories and memoir.
"Another reading helped me get it down to four: a narrative non-fiction piece and three stories, including Greg's story, REGRET, WITH MATH.
"But the pieces were strong in different ways. So I realized I had to come up with a criterion, a scythe to cut through it all. Finally I did: it had to be something that I thought was so ingenious and engaging that very few writers--maybe even no one but the author--could have written so well.
"The next morning, the winner jumped out at me: REGRET, WITH MATH.
"Meticulously structured, witty, and with a great message (i.e., don't worry too much about this life, because you're probably even more screwed in several others; oh, and try not to think too much about the ones where you're better off), the story delivers.
"I was judging the pieces blind, because I knew many NWG members from my time with the group. But when they took the blindfold off, I wasn't surprised at all to find out it was Greg's story. He always nails the writerly trifecta of voice, story, and wit.
"I loved REGRET, WITH MATH. It stayed with me like few stories do. I'm sure you'll feel the same way.
"And a bit about me:
"Sachin Waikar’s writing has appeared or is forthcoming in two Seal Press anthologies, South Asian Review, Parents Magazine, and children’s magazines including Highlights, and Kahani. His screenwriting has placed in HBO/Miramax’s Project Greenlight and been nominated for an ABC/Disney Writing Talent Grant. Sachin holds a BA from Stanford University and a PhD in clinical psychology from UCLA. He is a freelance writer in the Chicago area, where he lives with his wife and two children."
Update #2: Why should we trust you, Stolze?
A valid question for these sorts of trust-based financial exchanges is "Why?" What have I, the author, done to assure you that you won't pay up and receive a shiny dump of a tale, poorly paced and punctuated, defaced by self-indulgence or, worse, thinly veiled spiritual propaganda?
So far, not much. I'd love to think you watched the video and thought, "Wow, it's like the sincerity is radiating from him like warmth from the sun!" (After all, I did wear a necktie and everything.) But a more telling guarantee might be access to my track record. I can't guarantee "Regret, With Math" will illuminate your life with meaning, or even amuse you, but I can offer three resources that indicate it's a good bet.
1) According to Google, I'm a good writer.
If you enter "Greg Stolze" "great writer" as your search terms, you get 544 hits.
If you enter "Greg Stolze" "bad writer" you only get 4 hits.
2) You can read a creepy story I wrote about ghosts.
It's called Ghosts: The Straight Dope. Its tone is pulpy and cynical, in contrast to the drier and straightforward style of "Regret, With Math." On the other hand, I wrote that one over ten years ago and I think my skills have gotten sharper since then.
3) You can hear me read a fantasy story.
Here's my story, The Doom of Swords, as read by me and three people from my writer's group. (I voice the crabby musician.) There are a few production glitches, but I've got a better microphone setup now. More importantly, the tone and focus of the story is different from "Regret, With Math," but I think this shows I can craft a plot and present it.
There they are, then. If you're undecided, get a taste before you commit. If you don't like the freebies then, yeah, you probably won't like "Regret, With Math." But at least I can console myself with an informed rejection.
On the other hand, if you like 'em? You know what to do.
-G.
Update #1: The Illo -- I Request Brutal Honesty
Okay, the little vector art thing I threw together -- what do y'all think? Good? Bad? Intriguing? Amateur-hour? Let me know, particularly if it either made you MORE likely to support or LESS. If enough people dislike it, I'll see about replacing it with some kittens. Or a more relevant picture involving the martial arts.
-G.
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Phil Nicholson on October 12, 2009
I knew what it was right away so it caught my eye. I'm not sure it portrays the greater meaning of the book but, at the same time, you have to overcome a hurdle with "math" in the title. :P Overall, I think it works for this site and should help get some attention.
-Phil
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Greg Stolze writes stories, designs games, illustrates and lays out much of his own work and has a cold, paralyzing phobia of writing to literary agents.