Kickstarter

DIGNITY SCHOLARSHIP • Your money goes towards the betterment of the world-- for all of those who cannot afford it themselves.

MUSTACHE MONOCLE PACKAGE • 1 package of sir's choice (Class Act, Boom Town, or Artificial Intelli-Gents) + Exclusive Kickstarter Mustache. ALL PLEDGES ABOVE $20 RECEIVE THE EXCLUSIVE KICKSTARTER MUSTACHE. (Shipping: $2 Canada, $5 other international.)

THE PHOTO BOMB • Our largest mustache, so you can compensate... for other people's photography. (Shipping: $2 Canada, $5 other international.)

DOUBLE YOUR LEISURE • Two packages sent to your location. No need to pledge the $20 level twice. (Shipping: $4 Canada, $10 other international.)

MUSTACHE TRIO • All 3 of our current packages: The Class Act, Boom Town, and Artificial Intelli-Gents sent to your estate the old fashioned way: we have a civil servant walk it over. (Shipping: $5 Canada, $10 other international.)

THE BAKER'S DOZEN • Put your dough in good hands... with the Baker. 12 Classic mustaches and the exclusive Baker mustache in a perfectly fitted hardwood box. (Shipping: $5 Canada, $10 other international.)

MUSTACHE OF THE MONTH CLUB • 1 unique mustache per month for 12 months. That's a full calendar year of dignity, delivered to your doorstep by an ambassador of the post. (SHIPPING: THIS LEVEL AND HIGHER, DOMESTIC ONLY.)

THE WHOLE SHEBANG • All 3 packages plus the Photo Bomb and a Mustache of the Month Club membership.

LIMITED EDITION WOOD BOXED SETS • Solid black walnut boxes, with inlayed lids and a divided, velvet-lined interior. What gentleman doesn't need a mustache humidor? + $20 Level Reward.

CHAMPION OF DIGNITY • You get the trio of Mustache Monocle packages, the Photo Bomb, the Baker's Dozen, the limited edition boxed sets, MotM Club, and your name immortalized on the Champions of Dignity Monument at Geek Chic Headquarters. (What-- you don't have a public monument at your secret headquarters? Were you waiting for foot traffic?)

LEVEL: REFINED • All the glory of the $500 level and a Kickstarter exclusive wooden mustache storage box. You could store jewelry in it, but let's be honest, all accessories will pale in comparison to the wealth of mustaches you've just acquired.

LEVEL: ELEGANT • Every bit of the $500 level and an oil painting of you displayed on the Wall of Dignity. Immortalize yourself with a masterpiece work of art-- and also a painting.

FURNITURE: MUSTACHE VALET • Dedicated to the man that needs more than a bowl to place his belongings. The Mustache Valet will hold your hat, coat, shoes, tie, pocket paraphernalia, and of course: your mustache. (For examples of our work, please visit http://GeekChicHQ.com) + $500 level.

FURNITURE: MUSTACHE VANITY • They call it vanity, we call it self respect. This Geek Chic work of furniture is the superlative piece for the connoisseur of class. More details to come as we bring our design to life! (To see other furniture we have made, please visit http://GeekChicHQ.com.)

ARCHITECT OF DIGNITY • (anywhere in the world) Our crack team of mustache couturiers will be at your disposal to design three unique mustaches for a custom Mustache Monocle Package. Theme it for your business! Includes custom cover art. (Have you seen the script on each envelope? It differs from set to set, adapting to each package's theme.) Be the envy of lesser men... which will be all them. + 50 packages for your personal use and $500 level rewards.

PERSONAL DIGNITY CONSULTANT • Robert Jasper Gifford III, the dapper man himself, will pay you a visit for a personal dignity makeover and consultation. Surprised that you can buy a thing like that? (You can't. We're telling him you're selling him an island.) Just look at that exquisite attire. Perhaps sir would like a shopping excursion? A custom piece of furniture-- walnut, cherry or maple? We're willing to get creative.