Kickstarter

We will dedicate one minute to the thought of how cheap you are... and then later we'll be really grateful and buy one eighth of a sandwich.

a personalized sext will be sent to your cell phone from one of the Gauntlet dudes.

A free download of your favorite G.H. track.

A sext and a free digi download of the album when it is available.

All of the above plus a sold out 7" and a signed wallet sized photo of these two hottiez. Or our full length (Vinyl or CD) when it's released.

We will personally screen and sew shit onto a shirt for you. You choose the size, we choose everything else. Plus, a signed 7" and sext! (If you're still interested). Or replace the shirt with our album when its released.

This is a good one: You will come home, check your mail, open a package, and pull out a lock of your very own Gauntlet Hair! We will chop it off our dirty heads just for you. We'll also send you a copy of our LP when we're done (vinyl or CD, your choice). Plus, a piece of art by one of us. And hey, how bout we just call you on the phone and tell you how much we love you? Done.

This ones even better! (obviously) WE WILL WRITE YOU A SONG (Your name included if you'd like)! We will sit down, think of how amazing you are, and bang out a track for your listening pleasure. Plus everything above!

All of the above...PLUS, a braided lock of Andy and Craig's hair made into a necklace! We will go all out on it too, charms and beads n' stuff...crystals...feathers? Yeah. AANNNDD We will personally thank you in the booklet of our full length album. Yep. Plus, a mix of never before heard deep cuts...pre Gauntlet Hair. For your ears only.

Craig Nice will fucking tattoo your first name on his body. No joke. That's forever baby. Also, you get everything above. Crazy.

You write the plot, and we'll film it. Andy and Craig starring in your movie about anything you'd like ('cept porn (maybe some softcore)). Plus, a 7'', t-shirt, signed album, necklace, and monthly sext from us for the next YEAR. awwwww yeeeh.

all of the above plus dibs on any stray firstborn children that might result from touring.