Freakers on Threadless! Design your own, win all the things!
Remember that time you told us that your mother's face would look excellent on a Freaker? Or when you tried to persuade us to design "unmentionables" on a Freaker? We do too.
Well you're in luck, young grasshopper. We've teamed up with Threadless for a Freaker Design Challenge!
For the next ten days, you can download the template, design your dreamfreaker, release it into the world and have the masses ooh-and-aah over your artistic merit & cunning wit! If you like a design then you (shoulda put a ring on it) vote for it! Not only will the winners receive freakfame & glory by having their designs go into production but there are prizes galore: $500 cold hard moniez, Freakers, trophies, and your portrait eternally hanging over our desks so that we think about you evvvvverrryday!
Is that all, you say? You know us too well. Extra goodies: Threadless has handpicked some of their sauciest existing designs and freakified them! The new hybrid Freakers are here to lurrrrv on you!!
Ten days are left! Get your boogy pants on! Threadless + Freaker + You = Slumber Party 2012!!! HURRAH!
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Everybody deserves food, water, shelter... and a Freaker. Give what you can, everybody gets at least 1. We want more than anything for you to join our Freaker team! And if you don't have a dollar, send us your address. We love you! Really!
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Hooray! 4 Assorted Freakers! (Retail Value: $36)
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8 Choosen Freakers, 1 Special Edition Kickstarter Freaker, James Brown Sticker, Love Note! (Retail: $81)
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Organic cotton Freaker T-Shirt, 8 Choosen Freakers,1 Special Edition, Stickers, Love Note! (Retail: $106)
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15 Freakers (Half of the line!) Freaker Shirt, Customized Freaker Water Bottle (your name and more!), Poster (Signed by the SuperFr3ak herself!), & everything listed above! (Retail: $204)
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Christmas Shopping? Done. The entire line of 30 Freakers, Your name on our website as a heartfelt thank-you & everything listed above! (Retail: $329)
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Official Freak! Your name and picture on the website & everything listed above!
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RETAIL/SPECIAL EVENT PACKAGE! 100 Freakers & Video Integrated TV Display (7” TV for retail space only! It makes Freakers sell like hotcakes!) Contact us for international shipping rates!
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Wind Beneath Our Wings! Double everything! (60 Freakers, 2 shirts, ect...) plus name & picture on the website!
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RETAIL/SPECIAL EVENT PACKAGE! 200 Freakers & Video Integrated TV Display! (7” TV for retail space only! It makes Freakers sell like hotcakes!) Contact us for possibilities of custom Freaker designs and international shipping rates!
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Party Freak! BBQ Party for you and your friends in the boxtruck house, plus everything in the $300 package! (**Or if a town collectively pledges $3,000 – Grilled Cheese PARTY!) (USA only) .................................. <-- VIDEO OF BOXTRUCK TO THE LEFT! Hooray!
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Oh Dang! We love you! Design the next Freaker! Plus everything listed above and special pitter-patters in our hearts dedicated to you!
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Gracious Freakin' Giver! Gold-dipped cement-bottle trophy with your name and a thank you for your happy givings! Plus everything listed above! Yay!
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