Remember that time you told us that your mother's face would look excellent on a Freaker? Or when you tried to persuade us to design "unmentionables" on a Freaker? We do too. 

Well you're in luck, young grasshopper. We've teamed up with Threadless for a Freaker Design Challenge!

For the next ten days, you can download the template, design your dreamfreaker, release it into the world and have the masses ooh-and-aah over your artistic merit & cunning wit! If you like a design then you (shoulda put a ring on it) vote for it!  Not only will the winners receive freakfame & glory by having their designs go into production but there are prizes galore: $500 cold hard moniez, Freakers, trophies, and your portrait eternally hanging over our desks so that we think about you evvvvverrryday! 

Is that all, you say? You know us too well. Extra goodies: Threadless has handpicked some of their sauciest existing designs and freakified them! The new hybrid Freakers are here to lurrrrv on you!! 
Ten days are left! Get your boogy pants on! Threadless + Freaker + You = Slumber Party 2012!!! HURRAH!

Holy smoly!! First-generation Freakers never to be run again!

Lusting over that peace sign Freaker your aunt keeps taunting you with? Did your favorite hooter get snagged by your roommate with the owl-fetish? We're getting rid of our discontinued styles for ooooober-cheap (50% off!) and this is a last-chance to get what pog-lovers call "collector's items." (Slammerz 4eva!!) 

For the next 2 days, Freakers are on Fab.com for a flash sale ($4!!) - It's a frenzy!  

Dang! Fabulosity! We lurrrve you!!

Yuh-oh!

It's Cyber Monday (a/s/l?) !!!! 

We have some treats for all of you (yes! you!) that have been long lost in the land of Kickstarter! And when you're ready to get down and cyber, we have some super special deals! 

 In celebration of the Beat-Everyone-Up-At-Walmart national holiday of Cyber Monday, we have created some super special deals just for you (under the condition that you will not beat up anybody at Walmart... today.) For every 15 & 30 pack, we're including a free Freaker shirt!** 

What's the difference between a Freaker shirt and a non-Freaker shirt? Well! We are so glad you asked! When you wear a Freaker shirt (as opposed to a non-Freaker shirt), light sabers magically appear in your kitchen... but instead of shooting lasers, they have a double-edged rainbows that will slice your way to victory! 

And to make sure that everybody gets in the freak spirit of ze holi-daze, we made some videos for yours truly. Get that fuzzy-feeling vamped up, freaks!

We have also added the Kickstarter Super Love page to our website in celebration of the $200 and beyond donors! Eternal love coming your way!

Hello, freaks. Freaker here. We're a couple weeks into our Freak America Tour and things could not be (drop it like it's) hotter.
When we left in late July, there was an overriding voice in the sky mourning the departure process. This voice sounded strangely like Whitney Houston.

We made it to the mystic journey-land of Asheville, and found Destiny's....kid. We must go west. Preferably by way of Midnight Train. 

But our main goal has not been lost in the murky waters (even in a summer drought, can we still use the phrase "murky waters?") of making you giggle. Please. Come Chuck with us.

Also! If you haven't gotten your packages yet, please let us know! We sent out the surveys in July and most of them are either in the air or have made it safely home! We can't re-send the survey, but shoot us an email if you are in the throes of Freaker confusion!! freaker@freakerusa.com
WE LOVE YOU!

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Hellooooo herrrroooo hewwwwwoooooooooo!!!! We have a couple things for you! 

1. We have been robot-ing ourselves away getting your packages out! If you haven't received yours yet, please don't fret! The last of our Freaker production just came in yesterday (HOORAY!) & we're still waiting on some of the bigger goodies to get to us so they can get to you! 

2. The Freaker BoxTruck travelling grilled cheese gypsy caravan is finished!! We made this video for you... it's a rare glimpse of the FBTruck in it's natural habitat. And this also served as a good excuse to sing to you some choice tunes. LALALALALA!

3. We're planning out our FreakerTour! Do you dream at night of grilled cheese boxtruck party coming to you?! Do you have a rad local boutique that likes to throw parties (AKA having us throw a party for them?) ARE YOU HUNGRY LIKE THE CHEESE WOLF? We would love nothing more than to make your dreams come true and freakin feed your face! Bug Lauren about where/who you want to get freaked and we'll do our best not to plow you with Andrew WK references! lauren@freakerusa.com 

HURRAH! 
....We love you lots! 
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