'Everything Is Terrible!' needs your help- and only you have the power to help us make our most insane project come to life!
'EIT! Presents DoggieWoggiez PoochieWoochiez!'
Commodore Gilgamesh and Ghoul Skool have decided to try something that has never been done before and ask; what if this time around we made a movie composed ENTIRELY out of dog related found footage? What if this magickal movie (made up of thousands of other dog movies) was also a remake of Jodorowsky's 1973 masterpiece, 'The Holy Mountain?' And what if we went on the road performing an all new live show that picked up where Cirque Du Soleil and The Rock-A-Fire Explosion left off? And what if we could reward people who help us make this happen by offering tons of cool stuff in return for their support? What if we were not kidding about any of this and it actually happened?!
From what we've seen thus far, we can assure you that the history of cinema is essentially a never ending spiral of World-Pup winning, sunglasses-wearing, murder-solving skateboarding dawgs. And that is fucking amazing.
Like everything we do, it's a labor of love. All we are asking is to help us break even. We knew from the get-go that thousands of dog-themed VHS tapes, crazy handmade dog costumes, and DVD mass-producing would be pricey, but with your guys' help it could make it all possible a lot sooner and with no compromises. Plus anyone who donates $20 or more gets something (we think) really cool in return!
Have a question? If the info above doesn't help, you can ask the project creator directly.
pledged of $2,000 goal
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Mar 31, 2011 - Apr 30, 2011 (30 days)
Pledge $25 or more
Puppy Pledge - Advance DVD copy of 'Everything Is Terrible! Presents: DoggieWoggiez PoochieWoochiez.' - Tons of free stickers
Pledge $50 or more
Hot Dog Pledge: - All items listed for Puppy Pledge - 2 Free tickets to any EIT! screening of your choice! - Ghoul Skool and Commodore Gilgamesh will write a song/rap about you and leave it on your voicemail!
Pledge $100 or more
Responsible Pooch Pledge: - All items listed for Puppy & Hot Dog Pledge - 2 original pieces of artwork from Commodore Gilgamesh & Ghoul Skool! - Custom mixtape from Ghoul Skool based on your likes and dislikes! - Limited EIT! glow-in-the-dark cat poster! OR an EIT! t-shirt of your choice!
Pledge $250 or more
Nuthin' But A Hound Dawg Pledge: - All items listed for Puppy & Hot Dog & Responsible Pooch Pledge - 2 Custom, hand made EIT! plush dolls! -Commodore Gilgamesh cooks YOU dinner! - 1 hour of free Photoshop/Illustrator/Final Cut/After Effects tutorials from Ghoul Skool!
Pledge $1,000 or more
The Dogfather Pledge: All the stuff listed above -Your own custom EIT! head, just like the one's we wear on stage! Custom fitted to your needs! - Custom movie poster based on your life designed by Ghoul Skool or Commodore! - EIT! sleepover! Watch a marathon of movies and gossip with us all night long!
Pledge $2,000 or more
Temple Of The Dog Pledge: - Everything listed above. - We will send you to any single EIT! show in the continental US, lodging included! - Other insane stuff we haven't even though of yet!