Kickstarter

THANK YOU, THANK YOU! YOU ARE A PRINCE AND A GENTLEMAN. - Your name will be added to the list of supporters on the voyage's website.

GET TATTED UP, MAN. A nice spit-and-stick version of some classic "old salt" sailor tattoos. Super legit.

STAY COOL FOREVER with your very own pair of "Let's Sail Around The World!" neon shades. Choose pink, yellow, or blue.

AN EXCITING TALE OF ADVENTURE! A hand-written letter from sea. Meetings with village chiefs or monsters of the deep - the possibilities are endless!

"YOU INTREPID TRAVELER" TOTEBAG. Perfect little satchel for all your gear - hammers, fixed wrenches, flight caps, etc. Complete with hand-sketched busts of some of the most formidable figures in the ol' annals of adventurin'.

EXPEDITIONARY MUSCLE SHIRT. Traditional line drawing of the boat on a nice cozy over-sized tank. Choose classic navy or the slightly more conspicuous blood red.

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, AKA YOUR SHOT AT TRUE LOVE! - A fresh collabo between me and Father Fate: I'll bottle and heave the message of your choice out into the great vast ocean.

EXPLORERZ CLUB. Your own flag flown from aboard the ship.

I'll send you a full-sized, beautifully colored chart of the Indian Ocean, mapping the route I take from Papua New Guinea to South Africa. Perfect for framing, perfect for daydreaming....(+ you get all of the above!).

PANAMA CANAL! - That's right, you get a spot aboard the boat as we transit the famed canal, making the last 30 mile stretch of the circumnavigation together! Airfare not included but THIS WILL BE A TRULY ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE!!!!! (+ you get all of the above!)

I'll wear an American flag printed tank with the text "HUG YR 1%" in every single video I ever make for the rest of the voyage....oh my, that is alot of tank action! (+ you get ALL of the above!)