Get the first digital issue of Dumbo Feather sent straight to your device, and see your name in print on our thanks and credits page. (And we'll also send you an e-card on your birthday, because you are the sweetest.)

Get a one-year digital subscription to Dumbo Feather, as well as the treats above.

Get a one-year print subscription to Dumbo Feather - we'll send you digital subscription (and all of the above), but you don't want to take your iPad in the bath with you, do you?

Xie Xie. Get all of the above, and we will send your quarterly copy of Dumbo Feather in a very beautiful and lucky red envelope.

Get all of the above plus a personalised, sustainable, laser-cut, bamboo Dumbo Feather notebook, made especially for you by our friends at Beehive.

L'chaim! Get all of the above, and as a special thanks, we will throw in a custom-sewn Dumbo Feather yarmulke.

Get all of the above, plus a limited-edition Dumbo Feather t-shirt and a jar of honey straight from our rooftop bees at the office (subject to shipping and quarantine regulations if you live in certain nooks of the world). AND we will call you on your birthday and sing you Happy Birthday or a song of your choice.

Get all of the above, and a beautiful Dumbo Feather sculpture for your birthday, made by a local artist from copies of old issues (how good are birthdays?). You are also invited to the launch party for our digital edition, to be held in Melbourne, Australia - and if you can't make it, we'll Skype you in.

All of the above and a complete set of every DF issue printed to date. That's ebay gold right there.

Are you a company? We're looking for a small group of amazing businesses to come aboard as launch partners. Support us at a corporate level and we'll give you a sponsored page in the very first digital edition. Are you a person? Get in touch - we'll talk...

All of the above plus a full-length Dumbo Feather interview, including professional photos, with you or a person of your choice, to be included in your own customised issue of Dumbo Feather. Pick four other interviews from our archives, and we'll bind them up for you, and throw in a personalised editor's note. You will receive ten physical copies of your very own Dumbo.

This is the big one. Come aboard the editorial team for an edition, and guest edit the digital mag. Choose profiles, commission photos, interview extraordinary people and keep a bottle of gin in your desk drawer. Stick a card that says 'press' in your fedora! What are you waiting for...?