Ever wanted to offer someone a fortune cookie only to have them receive a surprisingly smart-ass message? You do now... in bed
May Include Fortunes Such As :
• You don’t want to know.
• No trees were harmed in the making of this fortune. Just a few wish fairies and a dream gnome.
• Make today an adventure. Lift with your back!
• If you can read this, you are pregnant.
• You will be hungry again in one hour. That is not a joke. We cursed your food.
• The past tense of Kung Fu is not Kung food
And many randomly assorted others!
WARNING! MISCHIEF HAS CONTAMINATED OUR FORTUNES!
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Everyone has had a fortune cookie, and laughed (or groaned) at the bit of foretelling or wisdom it held. But have you ever appreciated what must be done to make that oh so precious cookie?
That's the struggle of the FortuChan Cookie Corporation, a family owned fortune cookie manufacturing business. For decades, Grandma and Grandpa Chan have worked to provide the best cookies possible, including Grandma's summoning of the "other side" and the spirit world to get the best fortunes for their customers.
Over the years the factory has become a welcome place for many spirits willing to divulge a little mystical information, but something has gone terribly wrong! Mischievous spirits have gotten loose and they are EFFING up all the cookie fortunes!
Oh, but dear customer, this is now to your advantage! For Grandpa has declared these limited cookie "misprints" to be rare collectors items, and YOU can have a piece of this special moment in FortuChan's history!
So... many apologies if your fortune happens to read... oh, we don't know... "The future predicts there will be much more of you. Maybe you don't need to eat this Cookie," or "If you can read this, you are pregnant". We apologize in advance.
We also do not except any responsibility for what your fortune foretells!
Oh you lucky soul, you. Of course, the disclaimer will be included waiving any responsibility for what the fortunes may hold for you.
And if your pledge is high enough, you even get a limited print of the FortuChan family and friends.
So what are you waiting for? Your (mis)fortune awaits!
See pledges for more details on sizes. Each container will come with custom MISFORTUNE COOKIE graphics included!
GREAT FOR FUN GAG GIFTS, OR FOR THE DESIGNER TOY FAN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING NOT MADE OUT OF VINYL OR PLUSH!
TAKE-OUT SIZES: Small & Large (mock-ups):
ENJOY COOKIES AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Have a question? If the info above doesn't help, you can ask the project creator directly.
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Pledge $10 or moreYou selected
An 8 1/2 x 11" print of the Misfortune Cookie family and a twitter shout out. Includes shipping [international add $10]Estimated delivery:
Pledge $15 or moreYou selected
One take-out box of Misfortune Cookies (10 cookies per box) shipped to your door. Includes disclaimer from the "FortuChan Corporation" warning you that you accept all responsibility for what the cookie spirits have to say! Includes shipping [international add $10]Estimated delivery:
Pledge $25 or moreYou selected
JUMBO SIZE. This is a large take-out container holding 20 cookies as well as the cute little disclaimer from that shifty cookie manufacturer. Includes shipping [international add $10]Estimated delivery:
Pledge $30 or moreYou selected
One small take-out box of cookies, the disclaimer, and a T-shirt featuring the spirits on the cover of our Kickstarter page emerging from cookies. [International backers please add $10 for shipping]Estimated delivery:
Pledge $45 or moreYou selected
MEGA TIN: A big ol' tin full of 50 cookies, the print of the Misfortune Cookie family and friends, and the disclaimer warning you the company is not responsible for what the fortunes may hold for you! Great if you intend to give a bunch out as gag gifts. Includes shipping [international add $10]Estimated delivery:
Pledge $50 or moreYou selected
6 PACK - A case of six small take out containers with ten cookies and the disclaimer in each box, plus an 8 1/2" x 11" print of the Misfortune Cookie family. Includes shipping [international add $20]Estimated delivery:
Pledge $75 or moreYou selected
JUMBO 6 PACK: Six jumbo sized take-out containers full of 20 cookies each, the disclaimer from ol' grandpa, and the 8 1/2 x 11" print of the Misfortune Cookie family and friends. Includes shipping [international add $20]Estimated delivery:
Pledge $100 or moreYou selected
CUSTOM KIT: This gets you a MEGA TIN full of cookies (or a jumbo six pack if you prefer) with custom names added to our pre-existing fortunes (up to three names per $100 pledge). Plus we'll throw in some extra cookies in the box. For an extra $15 we'll custom ship this directly to someone other than yourself with a custom greeting card included. Includes shipping [international add $20]Estimated delivery:
Pledge $130 or moreYou selected
MEGA TIN TRIO: A case of three of the giant tins, totaling 150 cookies, as well as the print, and mini greeting cards for anyone you may be giving the cookies to. Includes shipping [international add $20]Estimated delivery:
Pledge $200 or moreYou selected
DISTRO PACKS : Retailers! You can get wholesale discounting by simply providing your store information prior to product shipping. For $200 you may buy either 30 small carryout boxes, 16 jumbo size boxes, or 6 MEGA tins. All prices included domestic shipping. International shipping will be calculated on a case by case basis.Estimated delivery:
- (30 days)