Our sincere thanks & a warm hug if we ever meet you.

Funding credit on our website with a link to your website (keep it clean, people).

We'll mail you a handwritten postcard. It may contain a great soup recipe, an insensitive joke or story, or maybe even our social security numbers! Also, funding credit on our website.

Signed DVD of Celery TV: Season One. Will include all six episodes from season one, with DVD only director commentary, and lots of exclusive extras!

Producer credit in the credits of one episode of Celery TV and a signed DVD of Celery TV: Season One. Also, funding credit on our website.

Producer credit in the credits of *every* episode in season one and a signed DVD of Celery TV: Season One. Also, funding credit on our website.

Ohh, so you're into *dark* comedy, huh? We'll buy you a sweet death metal CD, then we'll tattoo pentagrams on ours arms (in Sharpee) and send you a photo of it. Also, you'll get everything above!

This one is special. I think it's pretty cool. But come on, is anyone really going to take a chance on it? I mean, it's pretty mysterious and like, just one of them - what could it be? By the way, it's not 143 medium Dominos pizzas.

We'll write and produce a short video or ad for you based on your topic of choice. It can be for you personally or even for your business! Also, you'll get a signed DVD of Celery TV: Season One, a signed copy of the script from an episode, and funding credit on our website.

COLBERT PLATINUM PACKAGE: Okay, this one is pretty involved. First, you'll get everything above. We'll fly you out to hang out with us (coach, from within the continental US - we're not making Donald Trump money). Then you'll get to star in a short film that we'll write and produce!