Kickstarter

I will send you a unique stream-of-consciousness email inspired by your name.

You will receive a signed copy of A Greater Monster plus the $10 reward.

You will receive a signed copy of both A Greater Monster and Death by Zamboni plus the $10 reward.

You will receive a signed copy of both A Greater Monster and Death by Zamboni (with personalized inscriptions), plus the ebook version of the second novel, plus a unique, hand written stream of consciousness letter inspired by any phrase you suggest.

You will receive the same as $50, plus a copy of the peculiar unpublished short story I wrote, which was the original inspiration for A Greater Monster.

Same as $75 reward, and I will thank you in the book itself.

Same as $99 reward, plus I will write and send you an original stream of consciousness-style short story of length no less than three pages that will be titled (and inspired by) anything you request (or include any single phrase that you suggest). And I promise not to do a bullshit job of it.

Same as $199, except that the short story will be of length no less than five pages.