Get all updates on this project as we go.

Get a download of the single that we record + All updates on this project as we go.

Get an extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get a download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get a download of Chris’ new, unreleased solo single (with his covers of David Bowie’s “Rebel Rebel” and Prince’s “17 Days”) + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get a limited edition physical CD of our 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get an mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get an autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get an autographed copy of the brand new Satisfactionista CD + An autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get a custom-burned DVD of all of our official (and unofficial) videos, TV appearances, interviews, live clips and anything else we can fit on a disc + A download of Chris’ unreleased acoustic album from prior to the Darlings + A personal “Thank you letter of responsibility” + A listing in the liner notes of the next release + your choice of a T-shirt + A very rare physical copy of the CD Q-Sign’s Earth Loops And Goodness (This was Chris’ pre-Darlings band. Earth Loops features several songs that eventually became Darlings songs and many more) + An autographed copy of the brand new Satisfactionista CD + An autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get an mp3 of the Satisfactionista song of your choice with lyrics re-recorded to your special order. Want to dedicate “Happy Here And Now” to specific friends or family? I can do it for you. Any song on Satisfactionista is fair game and virtually any topic or idea is cool. I will record your requests in a new vocal to the instrumental tracks. You could really freak someone out (in a good way) with this! + A DVD of all of our official (and unofficial) videos, TV appearances, interviews, live clips and anything else we can fit on a disc + A download of Chris’ unreleased acoustic album from prior to the Darlings + A personal “Thank you letter of responsibility” + A listing in the liner notes of the next release + your choice of a T-shirt + A very rare physical copy of the CD Q-Sign’s Earth Loops And Goodness (This was Chris’ pre-Darlings band. Earth Loops features several songs that eventually became Darlings songs and many more) + An autographed copy of the brand new Satisfactionista CD + An autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get a phone call from Chris to talk about whatever you want + Any original picture from the Critical Darlings site blown up to 8 X 10 and autographed to your specification + An mp3 of the Satisfactionista song of your choice with lyrics re-recorded to your special order! (Want to dedicate “Happy Here And Now” to specific friends or family? I can do it for you. Any song on Satisfactionista is fair game and virtually any topic or idea is cool. I will record your requests in a new vocal to the instrumental tracks. You could really freak someone out (in a good way) with this! + A DVD of all of our official (and unofficial) videos, TV appearances, interviews, live clips and anything else we can fit on a disc + A download of Chris’ unreleased acoustic album from prior to the Darlings + A personal “Thank you letter of responsibility” + A listing in the liner notes of the next release + your choice of a T-shirt + A very rare physical copy of the CD Q-Sign’s Earth Loops And Goodness (This was Chris’ pre-Darlings band. Earth Loops features several songs that eventually became Darlings songs and many more) + An autographed copy of the brand new Satisfactionista CD + An autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Chris will record 5 acoustic songs of your choosing on his home system for only you. These can be his songs or any cover you can imagine. + A phone call from Chris to talk about whatever you want + Any original picture from the Critical Darlings site blown up to 8 X 10 and autographed to your specification + An mp3 of the Satisfactionista song of your choice with lyrics re-recorded to your special order! (Want to dedicate “Happy Here And Now” to specific friends or family? I can do it for you. Any song on Satisfactionista is fair game and virtually any topic or idea is cool. I will record your requests in a new vocal to the instrumental tracks. You could really freak someone out (in a good way) with this! + A DVD of all of our official (and unofficial) videos, TV appearances, interviews, live clips and anything else we can fit on a disc + A download of Chris’ unreleased acoustic album from prior to the Darlings + A personal “Thank you letter of responsibility” + A listing in the liner notes of the next release + your choice of a T-shirt + A very rare physical copy of the CD Q-Sign’s Earth Loops And Goodness (This was Chris’ pre-Darlings band. Earth Loops features several songs that eventually became Darlings songs and many more) + An autographed copy of the brand new Satisfactionista CD + An autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Chris will compose an original song for you about whatever sublime or ridiculous topic you would like. He will record it on his home studio and send it to you. You don’t like the music that’s out there? He’ll write something just for you! + Burned copies of Chris’ entire discography of full-length unreleased or out of print records (including the ones he’d rather have been kept secret). These include Center Of The Universe, The Towel Cape Album, Star Zero’s Burning Down Yesterday, Between The Lines, Psychodelicate, Nowhere Society and Thinkyard) + Chris will record 5 acoustic songs of your choosing on his home system for only you. These can be his songs or any cover you can imagine. + A phone call from Chris to talk about whatever you want + Any original picture from the Critical Darlings site blown up to 8 X 10 and autographed to your specifications + An mp3 of the Satisfactionista song of your choice with lyrics re-recorded to your special order! (Want to dedicate “Happy Here And Now” to specific friends or family? I can do it for you. Any song on Satisfactionista is fair game and virtually any topic or idea is cool. I will record your requests in a new vocal to the instrumental tracks. You could really freak someone out (in a good way) with this! + A DVD of all of our official (and unofficial) videos, TV appearances, interviews, live clips and anything else we can fit on a disc + A download of Chris’ unreleased acoustic album from prior to the Darlings + A personal “Thank you letter of responsibility” + A listing in the liner notes of the next release + your choice of a T-shirt + A very rare physical copy of the CD Q-Sign’s Earth Loops And Goodness (This was Chris’ pre-Darlings band. Earth Loops features several songs that eventually became Darlings songs and many more) + An autographed copy of the brand new Satisfactionista CD + An autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

If you can get yourself to Athens, Georgia, we will take you out for dinner and drinks at TransMetropolitan where the band was founded (or Piccadilly if you prefer to visit the “pre-show ritual” place). You will be chauffeured in a red Saturn Astra with the sun roof open (weather permitting). We will also let you be on our rock trivia team (Jonathan permitting). Think you can out-answer Chris? Out-drink Frank or out-stare Josh? We’ll see! Perhaps you will catch a glimpse of Frank’s Toolshed Of Doom And Wonder. Or maybe even Stonehenge. Maybe, just maybe, you will see the mysterious “upstairs” at Chris’ that even most of the band hasn’t seen. There’s even a chance for dancing and a drum circle with Josh. What I’m trying to say is we’ll show you around. Want to discuss the merits of WKRP In Cincinnati or The Twilight Zone? We’ll make it happen. Feel free to relieve yourself and relax in the “rock and roll bathroom”. If you’d prefer to come to Camden, South Carolina, Chris will show you the school from which Chris and Frank are “banned from life”. He will also show you around the beautiful historic town. Maybe an evening drive out to Lizard’s Thicket will be appropriate for supper. + Chris will compose an original song for you about whatever sublime or ridiculous topic you would like. He will record it on his home studio and send it to you. You don’t like the music that’s out there? He’ll write something just for you! + Burned copies of Chris’ entire discography of full-length unreleased or out of print records (including the ones he’d rather have been kept secret). These include Center Of The Universe, The Towel Cape Album, Star Zero’s Burning Down Yesterday, Between The Lines, Psychodelicate, Nowhere Society and Thinkyard) + Chris will record 5 acoustic songs of your choosing on his home system for only you. These can be his songs or any cover you can imagine. + A phone call from Chris to talk about whatever you want + Any original picture from the Critical Darlings site blown up to 8 X 10 and autographed to your specifications + An mp3 of the Satisfactionista song of your choice with lyrics re-recorded to your special order! (Want to dedicate “Happy Here And Now” to specific friends or family? I can do it for you. Any song on Satisfactionista is fair game and virtually any topic or idea is cool. I will record your requests in a new vocal to the instrumental tracks. You could really freak someone out (in a good way) with this! + A DVD of all of our official (and unofficial) videos, TV appearances, interviews, live clips and anything else we can fit on a disc + A download of Chris’ unreleased acoustic album from prior to the Darlings + A personal “Thank you letter of responsibility” + A listing in the liner notes of the next release + your choice of a T-shirt + A very rare physical copy of the CD Q-Sign’s Earth Loops And Goodness (This was Chris’ pre-Darlings band. Earth Loops features several songs that eventually became Darlings songs and many more) + An autographed copy of the brand new Satisfactionista CD + An autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

Get a life-time pass to all Critical Darlings shows (where we have the say, which is most.) + An acoustic show just for you (If you can get to us or you’re within a couple of hundred miles of Athens, GA). Feel free to grab an instrument and join in. We’ll play what you want!) If you can get yourself to Athens, Georgia, we will take you out for dinner and drinks at TransMetropolitan where the band was founded (or Piccadilly if you prefer to visit the “pre-show ritual” place). You will be chauffeured in a red Saturn Astra with the sun roof open (weather permitting). We will also let you be on our rock trivia team (Jonathan permitting). Think you can out-answer Chris? Out-drink Frank or out-stare Josh? We’ll see! Perhaps you will catch a glimpse of Frank’s Toolshed Of Doom And Wonder. Or maybe even Stonehenge. Maybe, just maybe, you will see the mysterious “upstairs” at Chris’ that even most of the band hasn’t seen. There’s even a chance for dancing and a drum circle with Josh. What I’m trying to say is we’ll show you around. Want to discuss the merits of WKRP In Cincinnati or The Twilight Zone? We’ll make it happen. Feel free to relieve yourself and relax in the “rock and roll bathroom”. If you’d prefer to come to Camden, South Carolina, Chris will show you the school from which Chris and Frank are “banned from life”. He will also show you around the beautiful historic town. Maybe an evening drive out to Lizard’s Thicket will be appropriate for supper. + Chris will compose an original song for you about whatever sublime or ridiculous topic you would like. He will record it on his home studio and send it to you. You don’t like the music that’s out there? He’ll write something just for you! + Burned copies of Chris’ entire discography of full-length unreleased or out of print records (including the ones he’d rather have been kept secret). These include Center Of The Universe, The Towel Cape Album, Star Zero’s Burning Down Yesterday, Between The Lines, Psychodelicate, Nowhere Society and Thinkyard) + Chris will record 5 acoustic songs of your choosing on his home system for only you. These can be his songs or any cover you can imagine. + A phone call from Chris to talk about whatever you want + Any original picture from the Critical Darlings site blown up to 8 X 10 and autographed to your specifications + An mp3 of the Satisfactionista song of your choice with lyrics re-recorded to your special order! (Want to dedicate “Happy Here And Now” to specific friends or family? I can do it for you. Any song on Satisfactionista is fair game and virtually any topic or idea is cool. I will record your requests in a new vocal to the instrumental tracks. You could really freak someone out (in a good way) with this! + A DVD of all of our official (and unofficial) videos, TV appearances, interviews, live clips and anything else we can fit on a disc + A download of Chris’ unreleased acoustic album from prior to the Darlings + A personal “Thank you letter of responsibility” + A listing in the liner notes of the next release + your choice of a T-shirt + A very rare physical copy of the CD Q-Sign’s Earth Loops And Goodness (This was Chris’ pre-Darlings band. Earth Loops features several songs that eventually became Darlings songs and many more) + An autographed copy of the brand new Satisfactionista CD + An autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go.

For this top amount, Frank DeFreese will design and build a custom guitar or bass just for you. Have you seen his instruments? That’s all he plays with the Darlings. They’re amazing. Seriously, this is crazy and it will be unique to you. + An executive producer credit on the next release + A lifetime pass to all Critical Darlings shows (where we have the say, which is most.) + An acoustic show just for you (If you can get to us or you’re within a couple of hundred miles of Athens, GA). Feel free to grab an instrument and join in. We’ll play what you want!) If you can get yourself to Athens, Georgia, we will take you out for dinner and drinks at TransMetropolitan where the band was founded (or Piccadilly if you prefer to visit the “pre-show ritual” place). You will be chauffeured in a red Saturn Astra with the sun roof open (weather permitting). We will also let you be on our rock trivia team (Jonathan permitting). Think you can out-answer Chris? Out-drink Frank or out-stare Josh? We’ll see! Perhaps you will catch a glimpse of Frank’s Toolshed Of Doom And Wonder. Or maybe even Stonehenge. Maybe, just maybe, you will see the mysterious “upstairs” at Chris’ that even most of the band hasn’t seen. There’s even a chance for dancing and a drum circle with Josh. What I’m trying to say is we’ll show you around. Want to discuss the merits of WKRP In Cincinnati or The Twilight Zone? We’ll make it happen. Feel free to relieve yourself and relax in the “rock and roll bathroom”. If you’d prefer to come to Camden, South Carolina, Chris will show you the school from which Chris and Frank are “banned from life”. He will also show you around the beautiful historic town. Maybe an evening drive out to Lizard’s Thicket will be appropriate for supper. + Chris will compose an original song for you about whatever sublime or ridiculous topic you would like. He will record it on his home studio and send it to you. You don’t like the music that’s out there? He’ll write something just for you! Burned copies of Chris’ entire discography of full-length unreleased or out of print records (including the ones he’d rather have been kept secret). These include Center Of The Universe, The Towel Cape Album, Star Zero’s Burning Down Yesterday, Between The Lines, Psychodelicate, Nowhere Society and Thinkyard) + + Chris will record 5 acoustic songs of your choosing on his home system for only you. These can be his songs or any cover you can imagine. + A phone call from Chris to talk about whatever you want + Any original picture from the Critical Darlings site blown up to 8 X 10 and autographed to your specifications + An mp3 of the Satisfactionista song of your choice with lyrics re-recorded to your special order! (Want to dedicate “Happy Here And Now” to specific friends or family? I can do it for you. Any song on Satisfactionista is fair game and virtually any topic or idea is cool. I will record your requests in a new vocal to the instrumental tracks. You could really freak someone out (in a good way) with this! + A DVD of all of our official (and unofficial) videos, TV appearances, interviews, live clips and anything else we can fit on a disc + A download of Chris’ unreleased acoustic album from prior to the Darlings + A personal “Thank you letter of responsibility” + A listing in the liner notes of the next release + your choice of a T-shirt + A very rare physical copy of the CD Q-Sign’s Earth Loops And Goodness (This was Chris’ pre-Darlings band. Earth Loops features several songs that eventually became Darlings songs and many more) + An autographed copy of the brand new Satisfactionista CD + An autographed physical copy of the first pressing of our first album C’mon, Accept Your Joy (This is while supplies last as there are only 15 remaining!) + An mp3 of my unfinished demo of “I Won’t Stand Still” co-composed with Pete Townshend of The WHO (I can’t believe I’m offering an unfinished song!) + Limited edition 3-song “An Uncertain Flight” EP with alternate mixes (There are only 10 left in existence and then no more so this is “while they last”). + Download our latest 15 track CD Satisfactionista from the band’s “secret site” + An extra download of an unreleased track + Free download of the single + All updates on this project as we go + A partridge in a pear tree (Okay, not really the partridge in a pear tree.).