Kickstarter

{THANKS!} My eternal gratitude, and an MP3 download from one of my other bands.

{HIGH-FIVE} Get a high-five next time I see you + an MP3 download from one of my other bands!

{EARLY BIRD SPECIAL} Digital copy of the album before it's released to the public + a high-five next time I see you!

{KEEPSAKE} Autographed copy of the album + digital copy of the album before it's released to the public + a high-five next time I see you!

{OLDIE BUT GOODIE} Digital download of a previous release from one of my other projects + autographed copy of the album + digital copy of the album before it's released to the public + a high-five next time I see you!

{GREATEST HITS} Mixtape of my favorite songs I've ever recorded, with commentary about each track + digital download of a previous release from one of my other projects + autographed copy of the album + digital copy of the album before it's released to the public + a high-five next time I see you!

{AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT} Free admission for 2 at an upcoming solo performance + personalized haiku and stick figure art by me (autographed & framed) + mixtape of my favorite songs I've ever recorded, with commentary about each track + digital download of a previous release from one of my other projects + autographed copy of the album + digital copy of the album before it's released to the public + a high-five next time I see you!

{DANKE SCHOEN} Your name in the "Thank You" section of the album art + we'll improvise a song based on any phrase you give us (for example, "A Dozen Grizzlies Tap Dancing In The Apartment Above Me") and it will be available as a digital download Bonus Track + free admission for 2 at an upcoming solo performance + personalized haiku and stick figure art by me (autographed & framed) + mixtape of my favorite songs I've ever recorded, with commentary about each track + digital download of a previous release from one of my other projects + autographed copy of the album + digital copy of the album before it's released to the public + a high-five next time I see you!

{PROFESSOR BAHNER'S INTRO TO SOUND & SOCIETY} 90-minute lesson and music discussion (via Skype if not in Philadelphia region) + your name in the "Thank You" section of the album art + we'll improvise a song based on any phrase you give us (for example, "A Dozen Grizzlies Tap Dancing In The Apartment Above Me") and it will be available to everyone as a digital download Bonus Track + personalized haiku and stick figure art by me (autographed & framed) + free admission for 2 at an upcoming solo performance + mixtape of my favorite songs I've ever recorded, with commentary about each track + digital download of a previous release from one of my other projects + autographed copy of the album + digital copy of the album before it's released to the public + a high-five next time I see you!

{ROCK STAR} Play on the album!!! Great for kids and adults alike! Handclaps, kazoo, hoots & hollers… no experience necessary! *limited to Philadelphia region* + 90-minute lesson and music discussion (via Skype if not in Philadelphia region) + your name in the "Thank You" section of the album art + we'll improvise a song based on any phrase you give us (for example, "A Dozen Grizzlies Tap Dancing In The Apartment Above Me") and it will be available as a digital download Bonus Track + personalized haiku and stick figure art by me (autographed & framed) + free admission for 2 at an upcoming solo performance + mixtape of my favorite songs I've ever recorded, with commentary about each track + digital download of a previous release from one of my other projects + autographed copy of the album + digital copy of the album before it's released to the public + a high-five next time I see you!

{WHEN IT'S TIME TO PARTY WE WILL PARTY HARD} Private concert in YOUR HOME, including a cover of your favorite song and goodies for your guests *if more than 2 hours from Philadelphia, PA, you must pay travel/lodging costs* + play on the album!!! Handclaps, kazoo, hoots & hollers… no experience necessary! *limited to Philadelphia region* + we'll improvise a song based on any phrase you give us (for example, "A Dozen Grizzlies Tap Dancing In The Apartment Above Me") and it will be available as a digital download Bonus Track + 90-minute lesson and music discussion (via Skype if not in Philadelphia region) + personalized haiku and stick figure art by me (autographed & framed) + your name in the "Thank You" section of the album art + free admission for 2 at an upcoming solo performance + mixtape of my favorite songs I've ever recorded, with commentary about each track + digital download of a previous release from one of my other projects + autographed copy of the album + digital copy of the album before it's released to the public + a JUMPING high-five next time I see you! Sounds like one heck of a deal, eh?