Kickstarter

okay check it out

I'm sending out the ebooks as we speak. Now, ten dollar dudes, it kind of slipped my mind to include ebook possibility for you guys so if you are in that range and want the .pdf of the book let me know and i'll fart it over 

for twenty dollar dudes that don't care about the ebook and just want to wait until the physical copy of the book comes in guess what i don't care i'm sending it anyway

ok now i ordered the print run of the books today and will hopefully have them at my residence in around 7 days and after that i will mail them out as soon as i get them. but to be generous, let us just say expect your books to arrive in like 2 weeks and change.

sorry for not knowing what i am doing 

please don't tell me about grammar or spelling mistakes that i missed in the extensive editing process because they will make me sad

email me with your questions at bransonat at gmail dot com

okay look

so when the kickstarter closes it is going to ask all of you for an address SO if you just want the book just give me your physical address and if you just want the ebook well then send me your email address and if you want both you should probably send me both of those bad boys. pretty easy right

i have finished up the bonus ebook for all my twenty dollar crews and it contains 25,000 bonus words containing a handful of poems, some flash fiction, and three long-form short stories that i can't get published because they are too long and also no one likes me. this is going to be presented by my boy mike mushkin (lovable cretin)

if anyone wants a book and doesn't want to go through kickstarter (it is kind of a turd) contact me before i order the prints (which will be 2-4 days after the kickstarter closes) and i'll hook you up

i'm going to print extras as well so i'll figure out a paypal way to let other people late on the bandwagon (branwagon) get their hands on this as well

this has overshot my expectations and i'm very thankful to all and now seriously let us all hope that i am not a bad writer

last notes. if anyone wants the ebook in a form that isn't a .pdf tell me the format you want it in and also how the heck i get it into the format

namaste

alex

I hit 500 so that means the books will be printed. I'm going to get the .pdfs finalized and sent out WAY before the physical copies of the books are printed at the end of the kickstarter duration. I'm probably going to figure out some other cool stuff I can do for you guys as well!

Just cause the mark was hit doesn't mean it is done though! Show it to your dumb friends!

It only took about 2 hours! I feel great! This must be how successful people feel all of the damn time!!!